8:45 My soul would leave my body if I suddenly woke up a shit ton of lions while trying to be a walmart Steve Irwin

12:50 “I’m gonna need a 6mg cool mint zyn pouch ASAP!” Fuckin greatest thing I’ve ever heard

Just in time for dinner

5:55 throwing is actually one of humanity's greatest physical strengths historically before civilization. Our ability to throw objects at high or deadly velocity was one of the biggest reasons we were so able to thrive in prehistoric times. Plus problem solving, tool use, a large sense of community, incredible adaptability, and the ability to run longer distances then any other animal on earth.

I need to stop watching soup videos as soon as they come out so I can binge watch them all at once

I would love to see Ethan fight off a lion with a bud light and a drill😂

dude that threw a rock at the bear deserves employee of the month.
I want the guy that will throw rocks on my team.

Elephants are actually really smart and can remember things from the past. That Elephant probably saw a member of its tribe die to a gun.

Man Grizzy's family is wild lol.

16:36 like cartmen saying bad kitty

The rock throw was the most caveman shit I've ever seen

Bro i could not stop laughing at the dude with the twig part💀💀💀

Full respect to park rangers because you cannot back down in those situations otherwise you lose respect of the animals meaning they are more likely to attack in the future

I haven't seen someone with a razor blade necklace since primary school. That is depressing

7:40 people suck lol "guys help me tell the bear to go away we're literally in its home but he's the one who should watch himself" tf

“I don’t know why park rangers don’t carry rpgs, think of the triple kill you could get right there” 😂 -11:10

When YouTube gets so bad that people have to blur firearms even when being used by trained professionals.

2:54 then the bear runs into the forest and comes back armed with his own riffle

Bear spray is the best was to defend against a bear. I spent time with a retired biologist whom used to be in charge of the kenai refuge. They trained for bear attacks. They had a life sized cutout of a charging bear on a pulley. Another man behind you would be tethered to the pulley and sprint away. The cutout would launch towards you at the speed he sprinted away. At a range of 50 feet you would have a couple of seconds before a bear reaches you. In that time you have to see the threat, make a decision, raise  your weapon, accurately aim for your target, and fire. This is assuming your weapon was already unholstered. (Not likely if you were caught unawares.) if you hit it anywhere but in a handful of locations, (most of which are blocked by its stance relative to your gun.)
The fact is that in most situations you Stand almost no chance of killing the bear before it reaches you. If you fail to kill it, it will kill you.

The fact is that bear spray is infinitely more effective and should be kept at all times in bear country. When spraying you should lower yourself slightly, to account for their shorter stature. The Spray will form an orange cloud some 15-30 feet away. (depending on the spray) The bear will run through the cloud. When it does it will inhale the spray. It is like if you got pepper sprayed inside your nose, sinuses, mouth, throat, and eyes. These are some of the most sensitive parts of your body. Your skin is nothing by comparison of potential pain. Bears immediately turn and run after first contact with it. I know a story of a ranger who suddenly came upon a grizzly family. The mother charged and she sprayed. The bear was moving so fast and put the brakes on so Suddenly that her paws skidded and bounced across the ground.
Trust In bear spray, it may save your life!
Stay safe

15:44 African jumpscare