The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. It sucks. A lot of video games suck now.
I was excited beyond excited for BOTW, but alas, it disappointed. I'm neither the first nor the last to review this game, but I could no longer sleep (or give my wife some peace) without giving my two cents. My very, very long two cents.
This is the intro paragraph.
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Everything from the music, the stamina meter, and weapon breakage are problems but so is the exploration, story, world design, side quests, almost everything is a broken mess. I would have loved for it to have been as good as Ocarina of Time, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, or any other Zelda game and I would love Breath of the Wild 2 to be good as well, but when I got this game when it came out for both the Switch and Wii U... There’s a reason I’m deciding to go this in depth and make a 16 and a half intro video to this video essay series of critique.
Chapters
0:00 - Intro to the Intro
1:30 - Fun Does Not Equal Quality
2:35 - Statement of Discontent
4:01 - Personal Motivations
8:23 - First Impressions/Playthrough
10:54 - Try Again
11:37 - So What?
14:10 - At Least YOU Had a Nice Time!
16:16 - Up Next: Part 2
Tags
#botw #breathofthewild #zelda
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. It sucks. A lot of video games suck now.
I was excited beyond excited for BOTW, but alas, it disappointed. I'm neither the first nor the last to review this game, but I could no longer sleep (or give my wife some peace) without giving my two cents. My very, very long two cents.
This is the intro paragraph.
Part 2 out now: Breath of the Wild - An Analysis (Part 2: ...
Check out part 3 here: Breath of the Wild - An Analysis (Part 3.0...
Check out part 3.3: Breath of the Wild - An Analysis (Part 3.3...
Everything from the music, the stamina meter, and weapon breakage are problems but so is the exploration, story, world design, side quests, almost everything is a broken mess. I would have loved for it to have been as good as Ocarina of Time, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, or any other Zelda game and I would love Breath of the Wild 2 to be good as well, but when I got this game when it came out for both the Switch and Wii U... There’s a reason I’m deciding to go this in depth and make a 16 and a half intro video to this video essay series of critique.
Chapters
0:00 - Intro to the Intro
1:30 - Fun Does Not Equal Quality
2:35 - Statement of Discontent
4:01 - Personal Motivations
8:23 - First Impressions/Playthrough
10:54 - Try Again
11:37 - So What?
14:10 - At Least YOU Had a Nice Time!
16:16 - Up Next: Part 2
Tags
#botw #breathofthewild #zelda
(two years later...) I'd like to add a bit of retrospective. Back when, I called this series "Why BotW Sucks" because that's what it was going to be. And, while it still certainly is showing BotW is a truly, objectively horribly designed game, there's a reason I changed this series to "An Analysis". So much of my breakdowns now have become almost an autopsy, finding not only things that works so dang well but plenty that are just... Baffling. Like a coroner getting a body that has not only a ripped up winning lottery ticket in their pocket, but also three billiards surgically implanted in both arms, a second liver in their right thigh and perfect cardiovascular health, and yet the person died of a heart attack while randomly headbutting a taxidermy moose. I mean... You'd wanna know everything about that dude while still proving how he died, right? It also fits more into the mask of objectivity I try to carry through this series because, while obviously I'm human and can't remove myself completely from my analysis, it's more what I'd like to show than some of the more hyperbolic complaints featured here.
I think it makes some sense to have some since this is my personal motivations and backstory including how hurt I felt by BotW while giving a general topic sentence for this series and it's understandable that I ranted a bit because this was the first time since 2017 I felt people would hear me complain lol. But looking back, I would certainly tone some of that down. It has become, less showing my complaints, and more of a case study.
I also wish I could change the thumbnail and ending title card since that's not it anymore lol. But I can't and the thumbnail was in multiple videos. It's not like changing the font in the part 2 video thumbnail. Maybe I'll release a remake with better editing because wow I messed some stuff up but for now, I hope this comment will show some of my misgivings about my first foray here. We all grow and learn as we progress and I certainly have since... Wow two years ago omg.