You NEED to go to war bro and grow a few pubic hairs while there

8:58, They always forget that Jesus said that it's easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven and encouraged his rich followers to give liberally to the poor

The alien thinks that all lives matter but then destroys the Earth? How very conservative.

6:15 Yes but Jesus saying “femboy” out of nowhere is really funny when out of context

6:46 It's really bizzare to see them claim that the leftist perspective is prone to look for enemies, especialy right after a joke that boils down to "the divine creator of the world would not recognise the exstence of these groups of people"

2:38 Yeah, it's not that we're opposed to the concept of all lives mattering. It's that we as a society are really bad at letting "all lives" mean "all lives". And there's a lot of overlap between people who get offended at saying Black lives also matter and people who will respond to BLM with "All lives matter"

I feel like the GOP Jesus works better because it actually points to core christian verses that republicans would never agree with, while the republican version just has liberal quotes out of context and expects you to laugh without any additional commentary. It’s not a joke, it’s a vibe check. It only serves to gauge if your reaction is “correct”. A dog whistle, if the whistle was an airhorn.

8:43 I really like this specific joke because it implies their solution to world hunger is literal magic.

The Jesus sketch is possibly their least self-aware sketch, and that is one hell of an accomplishment.

7:53  "Cancel your enemies, and curse those who bless you... and destroy a country if you don't get your way at first..."
Gosh, he seems more like a MAGA Trump Jesus than a woke Jesus to me

Liberal Jesus from a conservative skit still being more canonical than Republican Jesus is hilarious

the funniest thing to me is that their "comedy" is actually neither funny nor making fun of liberals. its just "they're violent and evil, look at this sketch that shows that". and because almost no one actually holds these beliefs, its not making fun of anyone.

like the jesus one. "help people in need no matter their nationality as long as you're sure theyre legal immigrants" or "i won't multiply this bread, its your fault that y'all are starving" is funnier than "oh yeah, i actually stole this bread from these completely random people" or "you have to vaxxinate and not pollute the planet to go to heaven" because 1. the bottom isn't a major thing a lot of people believe. 2. the top is the group that uses religion as justification.

11 years ago I worked with a guy with one leg and a sense of humor and he called himself Legolas all the time.

the funny thing about climate change is that it literally doesn't care if you deny it, and that just makes it more powerful!

Alien: all lives matter
Also the Alien: blows up the entire earth and eradicates all life after talking to one group of people

11:47 DID MY MAN JUST FLOSS IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025?!

10:52 - "and the teachers gay" is unbelievably funny. Not for the reason they intended either

At first I thought the Babylon Bee was a satire Channel about the conservative strawman... Then I saw they acually belived in that 😮

I didn't know Babylon bee, is conservative I thought it was liberals making fun of conservative comedy

The thing about conservative comedy is that it makes sense when you understand that it's all coming from the same impetus as their politics: much of it is about "triggering the libs". The Babylon Bee may be painfully unfunny, but the people who enjoy it get to delight in the idea that somewhere, there's a "lib" seeing it who's turned beat red, has steam coming out of their ears, and is screaming at the top of their lungs.