Saying that women find it attractive to see a man solo hanging out with his kids is the family value version of jobs saying "7 years experience preferred."

I'd go camping in freezing weather, but only by digging into a large, hard snowbank with a sleeping bag. The snowbank is a natural insulator and source of shelter, that means you can survive a blizzard in there.

The shampoo thing, yeah that's true. The soap I use can be used to clean anything from a horse to a gun and beyond and, almost every girl complements my hair. The whole not going to therapy thing, also true. Sometimes climbing a mountain after 2 hours of sleep and a poptart is just what you need.

I do remember hearing a story that a guy did have the cops called on him, cause some woman just assumed he was kidnapping the little girl.

Regarding the smell thing: Yes. Teenage boys are big-time stinky. However, it gets 100x worse when that one kid goes "it stinks in here" and unloads a ENTIRE CAN OF AERSOL DEODORANT, effectively turning the room into a violation of the prohibition against chemical warfare.

Talking about "the standards" - you know how men sometimes ask: "What do women bring to the table?"
What they mean by that is: What do you have that's worth your long list of demands?
It doesn't have to be material things, but most guys look for a partner that's loyal, grateful, and kind. Someone who actually does something for you in return.
Sadly the girls with the long lists have very little to offer other than their looks - but, looks fade, personality does not.

(And, women who expect a high earner man - they aren't likely to stick with you in the bad times)

As a 29 y/o men i CANNOT and WILL NOT handle these 3 things: headache, stomachache and fevers however high! I did handle my heartdisease and getting my heart and ribs punctured or broken/cracked bones easily, but when it comes to those 3 things mentioned above my body just shuts down and I can't function anymore other then lying in my bed and feel like I am going to meet my maker! :D

Men will always choose fun over therapist

Did yall know that fake pockets were invented by a woman who owned a handbag and accessories company?

Men's hair is always perfect, not in spite of the 3-in-1 but because of it. Wash, rinse, repeat. That's it. All the extra stuff fucks it up.

My thing with fevers is they make me exhausted. Not even like take a nap exhausted, but like head in a fog barely know where I am exhausted. I'm actually more aware of what's going on when I'm drunk than when I have a fever.

Remember:

Deodorant is meant to be applied before sweating, not after.
Apply after taking a shower or before going to bed.
Additionally, remember to use it on all sweaty regions, including the groin.
Its a godsend during Summer.

I once shared my personal thoughts with my mom when i was 12 and she sent me to therapy and i never shared them with anyone since.

Cant say that the meme with the toilet writing seems accurate.

I worked as a cleaner long enough that i know that women bathrooms are super disgusting. I had to clean up mixtures of sweat, water, blood, urin and poop before from the same wall, tampons everywhere, cosmetics on the mirrors and sinks. Clogged toilets like at least once every few days.

Men bathrooms usually are cleaner, maybe someone leaked around the toilet but thats it and is easily fixed. They destroy more though, like ripping off the toilet roll holder or something.

0:42 the 3 in 1 shampoos are really competitive. Even Women with bad acne have told me that head and shoulders is better at stopping breakouts than all of their expensive facial cleansers.

Okay. The last one is true to me. Recently moved to Alaska,  i love the night sky.

bruh I sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor in the corner where all the bugs are with 1 pillow

If I have some nice wool lined winter clothes or are just dry in some wool clothes, I'm skipping therapy and staying in the woods. Clears the head and reminds you what matters by what you miss or think about the most, that's like therapy without the "and why do you think that is?" For $200 an hour.

"I'm a literal human." That's what the AI wants me to believe!

24:34 To quote Jim Carrey: "Insanity is as close as saying 'Yes!' to the wrong impulse."