"Man, I'm just big boned. Shit, that's all."
I love how Carl genuinely sounds like his feelings were hurt.

CJ: “What’s up?”
Sweet: “Ya fat to muscle ratio, that’s what’s up” 😂😂😂

CJ: "I'm on it man I swear"

Toreno: "Im On It MaN i SwEaR"

13:41 the pain in CJ's voice :(

A tip for getting the key card from Millie is to go date her only using the special suit you get during the missions key to her heart. Her progress bar will increase much faster.

Crazy how this game is 16 years old and I’m still finding out more about it

Carl: beats Snake farmer
Woman: "Just another day in America.

“Your girlfriend is dead”
I love how causal that sounds

You can keep the Swat Tank from the End of The Line mission. Instead of driving it through the wall of Smoke's fortress, drive it to the San Fierro Export dock. Pick the tank up with the crane and lower it into the water. The game will think you drove the tank into water and destroyed it so you fail the mission. After that, you can raise it back up onto the dock and drive off with it.

When Big Smoke calls YOU fat, thats when you really should start to worry.

For the Jizzy mission, I've got even better:  I always pop the tires on his car and drive it forward slightly so it gets stuck on the grass (slight rise).  Then he just gets in the car and spins his wheels uselessly.

Thank you for crediting me, I appreciate it!

Toreno: "learn to fly"
CJ: " I'M WORKING ON IT"

It's incredible how much love and effort they used to put into GTA back then.

i love how Toreno mocks CJ at 6:22 😂

CJ: Whussup?
Sweet: Your fat to muscle ratio, that's what's up!

There's also a Woozie mission where if you don't have a high enough swimming level, you get an alternate cutscene and can't do the mission.

11:37 "I'm big boned but I'm still an ATHLETE"


gets tired after chasing that vago for six seconds

When it comes to Millie there is many ways to tackle it. If you go on multiple bad dates she will dump you and it will require you to break into her house. You also have another option when you go see Millie you bring the Gimp suit with you which skips the dates and goes straight into action if you know what I mean. That way her affection rate increases alot faster.

number 4 is arguably what most people get as a kid since those flight school mission are hard and a lot of people including me get stucked on it for a long time I actually know those phone calls since it took me years to finish this game getting stuck on learn to fly