0:52
John Anderson: The Stage is Set.
(Whoo! Wipeout, I'm Gonna Kick Your Butt)
John Anderson: 24 Ordinary Men and Women are about to go Head-to-Head with the Most Extraordinary Obstacle Course ever assembled. Those brave enough must be prepared to endure Breathtaking Spills, Spectacular Tumbles, and Catastrophic Falls. Only the Swiftest and Fastest 4 will move on and compete in our Final Obstacle Course, the Biggest of Them All, The Wipeout Zone, The Final Step in the Journey to $50,000. The epic competition begins now. To see who will emerge victorious and who will Wipeout.
(This is Treachery)

1:33
John Anderson: The Stage is Set.
(WIPEOUT!!!)
John Anderson: Tonight on a Very Special Edition of Wipeout, 12 Ordinary Couples will go Head-to-Head with the Most Extraordinary Obstacle Course ever assembled.
(Oh Hell No!)
John Anderson: Those brave enough must be prepared to endure Breathtaking Spills...
(You can do it!)
John Anderson: Spectacular Tumbles, and Catastrophic Falls.
(That was awesome.)
John Anderson: Only the Swiftest and Fastest 2 Couples will move on and compete in our Final Obstacle Course: The Biggest of Them All, The Wipeout Zone, The Final Step in the Journey to $50,000.
(Come on, Sweet Girl.)
John Anderson: The epic competition begins now to see which couple will emerge victorious and who will Wipeout.
(Remember to Breathe!
Shut Up!)

2:26
John Anderson: The Stage is Set.
(I'm a ball star. I'm a ball star.)
John Anderson: An All-Star Cast of our Most Memorable Contestants is back for one more shot at glory. These All-Stars will face Brand New Bigger and Crazier Challenges on the Most Extraordinary Obstacle Course ever assembled. Those All-Stars must be prepared to endure Breathtaking Spills, Spectacular Tumbles, and Catastrophic Falls. Only the 4 Swiftest and Fastest All-Stars will move on and compete in our Final Obstacle Course: The Biggest of Them All, The Wipeout Zone. The epic competition begins now to see which All-Star will emerge victorious and which will Wipeout.
(I feel like I'm going to throw up.)

Can you do ABC Wipeout Season 7 intros from June 22-September 7, 2014 please?