ethan is hilas weird roommate story 💀

Ethan casually describing initial symptoms of anaphylaxis. 😂

My worst one spent all of our rent money (which she collected due to being the sole person on the lease) on meth and then disappeared 24 hours before the landlord showed up to evict us.

looking back, ethans face looks really concerning here lmao. i know he's lost alot of weight since, but its like realllly swollen lol and then he starts lowkey describing anaphylaxis

Nothing brought me more stress than seeing Ethan straight up dying of an allergic reaction. Got me nervous even though this was posted a year ago and I know he’s alive and well

I love how AB talks about cousin Tim like he’s a god

most people flush tampons???? what-? also AB knowing that you wrap up tampons before you throw them out is so cute😭 it’s something ab guys knowing how to do lady things😭😭

Cams story is literally one of my favorites ever

In college my ex boyfriend had a roommate who literally ate scraps out of the garbage right in front of us. We were making dinner, we offered him some of what we were making, but he said no thanks and continued eating food out of the garbage. To this day it still feels like a fever dream

I loved your story, AB. I’m sorry Ethan didn’t acknowledge it.

My awful roommate just moved out the day before this got posted lol.

"unforgivably disgusting" I'm gonna start using that to describe my room

you need to do more of these. the crew sharing stories is the best

AB did a really good job telling the Cousin Tim story. And Ethan didn’t listen to a fucking word

I had a horrible roommate in my freshman dorm. Some transgressions include:
-Inviting her weirdo friends to sneak into our room and watch me sleep
-using my real, metal silverware and ceramic dishes and then throwing them all away instead of just washing them
-sleeping with the same box of Chick-fil-A nuggets in her bed for over a month
-joining a sorority, being such a freak that she almost immediately got kicked out the sorority, and insisting I stayed in the room with her while she was told that she was getting kicked out. Very awkward.
-inviting her friend from out of town to stay with us and telling her she could sleep in my bed, while I was very much still there and sleeping in my bed every night, and then letting said friend eat all of my food while I was in class because “it was the least I could do to make up for not letting her have my bed”
-dropping out the week before finals and having her whole family come get her stuff (without her) at 7 am on a Sunday. I was sleeping in just a shirt and underwear and was trapped in my bed under the covers for 2 hours while her family piled into the very small room to collect all of her stuff.
And that’s just a BRIEF rundown of living with this girl

Cam ALWAYS kills it with his storytelling 😂

I had a roommate who brought a bunch of strangers back from the bars with him to do coke and drink. They partied until the early morning and made fun of me when I told them I had work in the morning and had to sleep. Then one of them stole our other roommates computer while he was out of town. It was worth thousands of dollars and had a bunch of irreplaceable personal stuff on it. Then for some reason I lived with him again and he “lost” our other roommates expensive bike. Now he’s a known abuser of women and no one likes him.

Goddamn Ethan looks sooooo much more healthy now!!!!! It’s crazy to see the Change

all i’ve gotta say is don’t become roommates with your friends

I’ve never laughed so hard. Like weird sh*t happens we don’t talk about so the fact that like 6 people are talking about the strangest things they’ve seen is sooo funny and relatable actually