14:56 Giving money, like actual money, to your boss as a mandatory gift sounds like something Mr. Krabs would demand of Squidward and SpongeBoy, me bob.

19:06 Maggots don't get in there after packaging, the flies were on the food at the factory and laid eggs in the food before it went into the packaging machine. Whatever factory that is, they have a fly problem, or their food likely isn't processed on conveyor belts, because flies don't really land on moving stuff.

uninviting from the potluck is 100% a completely personal move and I would not be talking to that person again unless they did something very substantial for me that I didn't ask for

bro who installed bonzai buddy on my fuckin' vending machine

3:50 What concerns me here is any changes made will be tagged to the employee's workstation, giving the boss the ability to claim innocence if any changes he makes are wrong. The worker needs to keep recording such interruptions for their own protection.

Edit: 19:00 McNallyOfficial would open the Master lock just by hitting it with another Master lock.

I was a janitor at a very “country” school for $10/ hour. Those specific teachers were paid very well (no issue with that at all), but also the principal brought in homemade hot chocolate and apple cider all fall/winter long for all of us in the office. They would cater in Jimmy John’s for every teacher work day. Those teachers were luckily very appreciated. They were also (mostly) very nice to us janitors knowing we were underpaid. I was given gift cards, candy, home cooked meals, cards, flowers and various other things. I love each staff member there still.

11:11 “hey mom, what happens when we want to use the tv as more than a black rectangle bolted to the wall?”

18:28 Don't worry, it's a Master Lock. You can unironically slap it open.

18:50 It's a MasterLock lock. Yell at it.

3:17 - OP of that story needs to LOG OUT of their system when the boss comes and does that. Anything edited under OP's name will be under OP's name and said boss could use it as a reason to fire OP's butt. Also, looking at the background, there is a HR, go to them and speak to them about it. Also, OP, grow a backbone and tell your boss to go back to their office and edit their own crap there and stop trying to create a fireable situation. That photo however will save OP's ass.

Reminder: do NOT overload washers and dryers. You will break the machines.

3:40 Absolutely feels like he is doing something that is not allowed and is using his workstation so it looks like the employee did the changes not the boss.

5:11 Ngl, Doom themed cake would go hard as hell..

13:24 this has been known as the Scunthorpe problem, because automatic censorship would accidentally censor bad words in the middle of other words

I can think of a more probable reason for the cigarette 🚬 butts in the bottom of the cup. The DoorDash driver uses his cup holder as an ashtray and he put the ordered drink into the cup holder and the butts got wedged into the bottom. By the picture,  that's definitely what happened.

7:36 The driver uses his cup holders as an ash tray so when he placed the cup in the cup holder filled with cigarette butts they stuck. This would also explain the ash all over the bottom of the cup.

6:50 This a perfect example of something that makes me wonder what life would be like if the US took ~10% of the military budget & putting it towards education, effectively even just doubling that departments budget. Then taking another 80 or so billion dollars from the military & raising NASA to $100 billion.

Damn they couldn't even spring for the marshmallow swiss miss

i bought myself an apple tv and then just turn off the internet and dont login to smart tvs and force it to load into HDMI cuz i am not fucking around with their bullshit

8:00 this one might’ve been a total accident. The driver probably had cigarette butts in his cup holder and jammed the drink into it, wedging the butts into the bottom of the cup. He probably didn’t even notice they were there when he took it back out. Obviously still gross but not malicious or intentional.