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The Guy Who Wrote "The Three Little Pigs"

Ryan George

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20 Comments

@RyanGeorge Creator 2 years ago Pinned

Hi there hello! I’m really excited to be trying out some new comedy formats over on my second channel. It would mean a lot if you checked it out and subscribed! youtube.com/watch?v=6nGhwzy3KyI

@ZantosEndar 2 years ago

The version I was always told didn't even have the pigs running away; the first two just got eaten, that was it.

@MrTJPAS 2 years ago

It has finally occurred to me that the first two pigs are probably only escaping the wolf long enough to make it to their sibling's house because the wolf is completely out of breath on account of his preferred choice of domicile destruction.

@targetcj4894 2 years ago

Alternate ending the pig in the 3rd house does a backflip, snaps the wolf's neck, and saves the day.

@edwardserfontein4126 2 years ago

'What are wolves known for?'

'Teeth'

'Their breath, that's right.'

@coolnerdlll6053 2 years ago

The intensity with which Ryan recites nursery rhymes and Christmas carols is nothing short of fascinating.

@spacecaptain9188 2 years ago

My kid has a playlist full of your stuff. She labeled it "funny guy, who says funny things", XD

@shinkai2772 2 years ago

Homicidal wolf into cosplay, best description

@mattgretmagoogann3381 2 years ago

Angrily shouting “It’s a commentary on the structural integrity of the edifice!” is now one of my favourite things, and I wasn’t expecting to say that today.

@LadyRenira 2 years ago

"Lupine lung ability" was super effective. Knocking down straw houses is super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

@yasumotonoboru 2 years ago

"It's gonna be tough for the wolf to blow away that stick house!" "Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience." "Oh really?!"

@giantWario 2 years ago

The version where the first two pigs get eaten actually makes a lot more sense narratively. Because in the version where they just escape to the brick house, the moral isn't really to not be lazy as much as it's to piggyback off the hard work of someone else when you're in trouble.

@Spirit.Verse.S-1573 2 years ago

The one I remember reading in 4th grade was similar except that the first two pigs do get eaten except for the last one, now the wolf still falls down to chimney and is boiled alive but also cooked, the third pig ate the wolf and indirectly ate his two siblings, this had me shook for days.

@amazingdragonboy1202 2 years ago

I love to think that there's one company in the Ryanverse that has a monopoly on words, songs and stories

@dtczyk8976 1 year ago

1:24 well that was an awesome sentence.

@TeeAiDee 2 years ago

With the Grimm fairy tails, Ryan has a vast amount of material to work with. 😂

@WavingWorld 1 year ago

The line delivery of "But this wolf is determined to do murder!" is GOLD!

@BatAmerica 2 years ago

The funny thing is, while most nursing rhymes fall under the same terrifying concept of imminent death, they sound adorable when phrased to children.

@crimsonraen 2 years ago

"Pigs aren't known for their tibia fur!" LMAO Sooooooo good!

@azurefire-91 2 years ago

Just unlocked a core memory. There was a book we had in elementary school which was a parody of the Three Little Pigs, where the wolf tells his side of the story and tries to convince everyone (unsuccessfully) they were all accidents. I need to find it.