I did not expect that the most angry they would get at each other would be about sandwich making.

To anyone wondering, the words that appear during the brain deletion segments are in French. They roughly translate to the following in order of appearance:

"Spirit purifies"
"Bald"
"Look at my ass"

"A psychopath does *this*"
describes exactly what I do
Oh...

oh boy i sure love the inconvenient cut out that will surely not be exploited

lemme just say this beard that bob has going on right now is WORKING

“I’ll die on this hill” THEN YOU SHALL PARISH

Saw this last week on Spotify, one of my absolute favorites I love when they just yell at eachother the whole episode

I can vouch for the mayo on the grilled cheese, I used to work for Five Guys and that’s how they toast their grilled cheeses as well. No grilled cheese ever tasted the same since

Alternate title: "The Most Controversial Episode of Distractible"

please im at work and when mark and bob started arguing about warming up the whole stick of butter and getting bread dingle berries in the butter i FOUGHT FOR MY LIFE not to burst out in laughter. the tears are rolling down my face trying to hold in the laughs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

30:58 "what do you glue your mouth shut and die every time you have one..." omg...

I think what Mark got so hung up on with the jelly/knife thing is he actually uses jam but neither side noticed they were talking about different items. You can't put jelly on a knife, but you can put jam (preserves) on a knife.

"I DO IT RIGHT ALSO!!!" shaking his little head at 30:49 took me out

4:04 I’m just gonna leave this here for me XD

38:00 i've had my doubts but this proves it, mark is insane.

Beard Bob is a GREAT look for him

I do thin layer of peanut butter on BOTH SLICES of bread to avoid soggy-ass bread, and leave an un jellied/jammed border to avoid the messy spilling game.

Okay so I guess I'm a psychopath then but to be fair, for a while, I did it because I would save the wrapping paper to reuse it for different crafts later.

I could almost understand if the "skit" was to give the kid the jersey, then take it away and give him the PS5, but not in reverse! Corporate bungholes

Serial Killers pour milk before cereal.