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Why We Will NEVER Have Kids | Trash Taste #129

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Intro Animation - Twitter: utafiti_

00:00:00 Only 2 weeks left
00:00:35 Garnt teases Joey
00:01:58 Joey wants to take Connor on a shopping date
00:03:50 When to throw away old clothes
00:05:08 Garnt's belt is 17 years old
00:06:54 Recycling your clothes with fire
00:09:28 Buying new clothes every month
00:10:30 TLC aka The Learning Channel
00:14:35 Does Kitchen Nightmares help the restaurants
00:19:28 Connor's favorite moments in Kitchen Nightmares
00:20:27 The uncanny valley in Britain's Got Talent
00:22:58 Japan's reality TV hits different
00:25:17 Living only on milk
00:27:30 Harry's
00:28:46 ExpressVPN
00:29:53 Turning your son into the police
00:34:56 Japanese 6-year old was detained for stealing an eraser
00:43:01 The Japanese justice system
00:46:20 Garnt's father punished him by giving lectures
00:49:52 Having inmates parent your children
00:52:51 Failing in lying
00:58:36 Connor's mother didn't buy brand products
01:00:10 Getting a new phone
01:02:10 Joey got a 2k phone bill as a child
01:05:20 Garnt got scammed by purchasing books
01:08:58 It's easy to get scammed
01:11:49 Vessi
01:13:08 Crunchyroll
01:14:22 Getting the title of a lord
01:22:03 Garnt's fan went along with the scam
01:26:36 Wasting scammers time
01:34:25 The tourists are back
01:44:15 We can't visit Shibuya anymore
01:46:27 People were lining up for ramen
01:48:50 Connor saw a peculiar restaurant
01:54:43 Connor was disgusted by a restaurant
02:05:43 People who eat

20 Comments

@1Lanavis1 3 years ago

That six year old likely learned that if you do anything bad, you NEVER come clean because it'd only lead to unnecessary pain and suffering

@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz 3 years ago

honestly parenting is like cooking.
you don't need to be a chef to tell when someone sucks at it.

@yaboimohaimin2079 3 years ago

Connor the type of parent to call his child a peasant.

@kaos1109 3 years ago

Joey: you can't be angry for hours.
Latinoamerican kids: let me tell you the story of my childhood

@moz2589 3 years ago

Joey saying he wanted to take Connor out to take him shopping for clothes in Tokyo sounds like a really good idea for the next Trash Taste Drip Special then they could have Chris the lord of drip to judge them.

@quaramher 3 years ago

Connor's actually showing the quality of the merch by washing them repeatedly.

@Cyanide2635 3 years ago

connor being a parent is gonna be a "trying not to sell my firstborn child challenge"

@jubbalubby 3 years ago (edited)

Calm parents have this aura of dread when they're upset with their children. There will be no lashing out or beatings, but you can hear the disappointment or sadness in their voices and that will stay with you for life.

@parthraj295 3 years ago

I think Meilyne must have improved more restaurants by her google reviews than Gordon shouting at them 😂

@tharronwyatt9077 3 years ago

My best piece of parenting advice is never betray your child's trust. If they come to you about something they did wrong, don't scold them about it, they will be less likely to come to you next time. Instead, let them know why it was wrong and let them know that if they ever need help figuring things out next time that they can just come talk to you. You can do the same thing if you find out that they did something wrong as well.

@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 3 years ago

"We are Trash Parents"

Looks like their kids are gonna be anime protagonists in the future

@Paperfiasco 3 years ago (edited)

For what it’s worth, the original author of the book that Jaws is based on ultimately came to deeply regret what that book and the film did to the image of sharks and the massive hunting that followed. He became a huge supporter of shark protections and one of the biggest names in shark conservation efforts afterwards.

@Spidamonk 3 years ago

Imagine if Joey made his clothing company just so he can dress Connor up in more shirts

@bonniekweenie880 3 years ago

Here’s a sadder story. A girl about 10-11 years old went to a stationary store. The store owner guy claimed that she stole some stuff. She said she didn’t do it but the guy wouldn’t believe her. He posted her picture and info around the block and her school, telling people she’s a “thief”. She couldn’t stand it and to prove herself innocent, she jumped from the rooftop. True story, it’s on our local news.

@RetroGenetic 3 years ago

Ok, full approval of Garnt's father's method, that is amazing way to get it done. And like Joey continues to that, yes being "disappointed" and calm will make your kid understand better what you did than yelling.

@MainGoldDragon 3 years ago

I can't believe Connor caught the Established Titles scam before it came out public

@emma_nutella58 3 years ago

Parents: “We have a crime we want to report”

Japanese police: “yes FINALLY”

Parents: “our son has stolen an extension cord from a store we want you to give him consequences”

Japanese police: alright let’s get him

@jakekeskeys1138 3 years ago

I can’t imagine the boys being Fathers, it would be terrifying yet adorable

@HouseMDaddict 3 years ago

The synchronized "back to the episode" and then synchronized giggle afterward during the ad read is why Trash Taste is popular. You can't fake how close these dudes are.

@micheller3251 3 years ago

My mom had to lecture me on the importance of disrespecting rules sometimes because I was too lawful for my own good. On the rare occasion that I did do something "bad", she would pretend to be mad for like 5 seconds before saying how relieved she was that I acted like a normal kid for once 😅