It takes some balls to star yourself in a production where 5/6 of the scenes are you being weird and creepy.

It didn’t work because he didn’t tell her his progress on knack, every girl likes that

What i learned from Richard La Ruina:
1. Block women's way
2. Don't give them a chance to say 'no'
3. Do it at night to increase chances
4. If someone criticises me, throw a tantrum

Even in the "good endings" the girl looks like she wants the conversation to end as quickly as possible.

Those girls in the bed are trying their hardest not to laugh.

"This is the Dark Souls of romance games"

This how Dunkey met Leah

5 Years later and Dunkey is now married with a child. We can all thank Richard Runkis for this blessed timeline.

10/10 This game really makes me FEEL like a sexual predator

Super Seducer is revolutionary, never before has a game been able to immerse the player so completely in the life of a serial sex offender

Telltale's getting pretty desperate nowadays, trying to appeal to the younger crowds.

Those graphics are so realistic. it's amazing.

Pewdiepie really stepping up his game

"your friendly neighborhood seduction guru" now that's a title you don't see everyday

this game taught me to
1. talk to random girls off the street
2. block their ways while they could be going to their dads funeral
3. ask them a million questions
4. u get laid

To be honest, this game is pretty hilarious. Rather than just making himself look good, the dude went through the effort and recorded the idiotic options too so you can have a laugh. ''What, you said you like nuts?'' Killed me

Now this is a guy who's spent 10 thousand hours on Knack 2
He's truly transcended

Richard: Be sure not to touch yourself in public.
Dunk: Ah, i knew i was fcking sumthin up.

Let's take a moment to appreciate,
This is a REAL GAME, which is ON STEAM, and actually COSTS MONEY.


10/10 a Mastapeece for your wallet.