skylar and morgan: sharing a brain cell that lacks oxygen
The boss: idk who im dying to first, these men or my enemies

Skylar: we understand
Morgan: we do?

😂😭 we dying

"Romantic...-platonically"
"We care about you...-platonically"

LMAOOOO

“You did find we have a clean criminal record, right?”
“Ohthankgoodnesswepaidsomuchmoneyforthat”
When I tell you I CACKLED, these guys share a single brain cell and I don’t think it’s even functioning properly

“we can enjoy the romantic atmosphere- PROFESSIONALLY “ 😂

Skylar: how did you know its the boss's birthday?
Morgan: how did YOU know it??
Skylar: uhhhhh
Morgan: intuition
Skylar: intuition!!

They have 1/3 functioning braincells that they share in dying 😭😭😭

i can't stop laughing, they always emphasize "professionalism" which makes me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

I have the feeling that their boss knows and just acting oblivious for fun, like a way for entertainment and tease, and in the end they'll reveal how much they know know about them as much as they do about their boss.

“We get it 😇😌”
“We do?? 💀😭”

It's giving Himbo Yanderes and im living for it

"Ok let's see your phone, boss. ...wow, you have a LOT of otome game apps in here..."

These two almost make me feel guilty about not having a slice of their obviously drugged cake. I love this script every time I hear ASMRtists do it- I even got something I missed last time; your wrist might not be free, Morgan meant cause she'd be in handcuffs if she went with them, right?

Also a lot of people interpret "boss" being like mafia but every time I hear it, all I can picture is just some...IDK, not a celebrity but someone who does something important that needs to be protected? Hm

The listener knows damn well what's going on and is annoyed throughout the whole video but doesn't have the heart to call them out on it because c'mon, its 2 dedicated himbos

8:50 they’re such bad liars, i can’t- 😂

My silly ass would just except this as a natural thing.  Like "Oh they just are being extra diligent, how sweet!"

Dai: "Two bodyguards, one you."
Me: *nervously sweating*

Why, for some reason, can I hear a guy, underling, saying, "You have pretty eyes, boss." to an old mafia boss or something...I- WHAT-

Can't wait for this!!! We got two sweet bois in this collab lets gooooo!!!! Stay hydrated you guys!! And thank you for your hard work ~<3 👑

The fact that they both are trying so hard not to seem so suspicious😂😂😂

1:48 “there goes that hope..” SOAP?? 🤣

"We can enjoy the romantic atmosphere, PROFESSIONALLY!" after that it's not far from "Let's date, PROFESSIONALLY!" or "Let's make love, PROFESSIONALLY! "

The two idiots having a romantic dinner ✨professionally✨ with their boss. And can I just say the differences in their voices caught me off guard .😃😂

Dear gods these two are hopeless.

I adore them 🤣