Drake: Other Dragons hoard gold while I hoard CRINGE!

Me: He really isn’t like the other girls!

Rat: "...and I cannot lie. My dungeon party can't deny-"

Everybody else: "WE KNOW!"

OP: having issues with romance among the party out of game.
Also OP: devises an in game tournament which forces players into romantic situations.

Ah yes, whatever could go wrong.

Some people just don't understand the great benefits of keeping stuff, and hands, to yourself.  As a book nerd, I'd like to quote William Shakeaspeare with this: "Better to be king of your silence than slave of your words". It works in so many situations, nobody needs to know everything about you, let alone what gets you on.

“Sprinkle in a pinch of assault” I know this story is horrible but that pun was quality

This was the perfect video to release on Yom Kippur, because after watching this, my appetite has pretty much been completely destroyed. Thanks for making my fast easier, Drake!

I really have a hard time believing that Cat is actually Rat's girlfriend. It feels more like she was just there to be a wing girl. Well, even that feels off, this whole situation feels weird and strange

Oh crap, I remembered hearing this story at the fat ass fetish part. I think I ejected the memory from my brain because of how absurd and slimy the whole affair was. However, I don't feel that bad for Cat, because from how they were described, these two may have been part of those people that get wrong what "polyamourous" means, like the cheater from last week's story.

I’m imagining Drake just dropkicking a chihuahua into the sun 😂

Rat sounds like a guy who never learned to grow up. He doesn't seem to know how to hold his tongue and control himself. He's the type of guy who NEEDS to express his emotions, no matter how uncomfortable it might make anyone else, and will get defensive if anyone tries to point this out to him. He'd probably act like the victim too, and accuse people of picking on or bullying him whenever he doesn't get his way.

Recently I met up with some of my childhood friends (I'm 21 now) and they're behavior is very much like the problem player in this story. They're completely incapable of having a conversation for more than two minutes without turning it to be about sex. So I can relate.

Cat's reaction makes me think she actually enjoyed Rat's shit, not brainwashing.

If cat was manipulated, then I actually feel bad for her, but it didn’t sound like it. Maybe OP just didn’t notice, but usually there are signs of manipulation. I think she was willing.

Always a good day when drake uploads even if the story is horific

How dare he uses the words of Todo in such a way! Todo respects women the most!

Funny history fact: ain’t was considered grammatically correct back in the day. Then the lower classes began using it and rich snobs actively dropped the word from their vocabulary and began talking down to people who used it

“Ain’t isn’t a word”

You ain’t from around here, are ya, partner?

“Aint isn’t a word” “it’s got to, not gotta” Rat’s clearly never been to the south at all

i already wasn't a fan of rat's buffoonery but the whole "aint isnt a word" and "its not gotta, its got to" thing made me RAGE (those are 2 of my most used words, sentences aint as good if i gotta not use them)

Unrelated but,

As American Forces invaded Panama, Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega was forced to seek refuge in the Apostolic Nunciature, the Official Embassy of the Vatican in Panama. As International Law prevented the storming of the building, US forces resorted to Psychological Warfare. They played songs on max volume with huge speakers all throughout the siege. The playlist included "Nowhere to Run" "All I want is You", "Wanted Dead or Alive", and "If I had a Rocket Launcher", They even played "Never Gonna Give You Up" before Rickrolling was a thing.