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Me: oh boy a video about call outs and labeling in Splatoon.

Video: a fairly deep retrospective on how to treat other people with compassion.

the idea of doing callouts for splatoon sounds stressful, but then i remembered that i learned 70+ pages of police SOPs, roughly 50 10-codes, and countless hours of training....for a GTAV roleplay server. yeah, i think i got this. 😂

Idk why but the image of Pearl with headphones on and a controller playing like squid call of duty is both hilarious and adorable

0:28 Ok, I've only really seen pro valorent play in well-edited breakdowns explaining the strategy teams use after the fact. So seeing the sheer panic and chaos behind the scenes in this clip is hilarious.

"keep the focus on your game, not on your ego" is actualy literal god tier advice. i do calls for my friends in stuff like splat and apex a lot and im usually good at not being a salty loser, but sometimes the frustration seeps in— i feel like this is a much needed mantra, not just for splatoon but for most team games. thank you!

The role of callouts is to help you win. Callouts that don't help you win shouldn't be used
I've found with our teammates that discussing callouts after the game "this callouts didn't help, we should simplify/replace/stop using them". Remember that you're criticizing what people say and people tend to get emotional over that.

Also please especially if you're playing with a non-native speaker stick to a limited set of words

"only the most hardcore of players learn how to socialise" serving up some "don't do drugs kids" vibes

thank you for this, I have autism and I'm very badly socially-inept so I've been very scared and put-off by social and competitive games. Splatoon is the one game I can play competitively because its simpler.

Accidentally dehydrated the grapes, hope you like raisins

After going on a 4 mile run, feeling great, and having this video to learn how to properly make call outs has been great. Despite me putting 1000 hours into Overwatch and picking this game up again before splatoon 3, it's hard for me to stay calm under intense situations and try to not sound mean in my call outs directed towards my other teammates. Thank you for releasing this video! Since I am planning to start a splat 3 team with some people that have barley played any Splatoon, how should I approach those call outs as a S to S+ player? Hope you have a great rest of your day and next Friday cannot come soon enough and this channel will pop off when spalt 3 comes out!

this isn't the only thing i took away from the video, but "your sister is ugly" goes so hard

I think even without the location callouts,
praise is just good in general.

I forgot about that stamp play. It was super satisfying with everyone there. Also the WBG throwback. Good times. 👌🏻

The whole part about dealing with criticisms and tone of voice brought back memories of my junior and senior years of high school playing volleyball. When we’d mess up a play our coach would go “Really?! Really? in this harsh angry tone. And this would be during practice mind you. Even got threatened with “running laps until we puked” (her words) during a tournament if we lost another game. We won (and got second in the tournament overall) but this video puts things into perspective that I never picked up on back then.

I think imma just chill in solo B Rank cuz I’m a filthy casual and have no friends lmao
Though I don’t mind getting better.

23:51 ITS THE VALORANT ACCENT LMAOOO

Usually my call outs are left mid and right since we are usually facing enemy spawn. I need to learn specific call outs for splat 3. I think im good at knowing when and what to call out such as what im doing and what they are doing but i am not good at team leadership for plays.

I'm not interested in playing competitively, but the passion you have for the game really comes through in your videos and gets me excited to play another round

I was about to ask who the hell memorizes all the names of the locations of a map, then I realized I play echo VR and I've memorized boots, shoulders, nest, bowtie, nugget, Pac-Man, pellet, ghost...

This is exactly the video I've been wanting