"Dunno what that is". Classic.

Couple of youngsters there, fooling around. Let’s hope that tomfoolery doesn’t escalate into blind, ugly violence.

The utter randomness of the horses names never stops giving😂😂😂

first time I saw this, back in 94,  I nearly died laughing at the bikes on top of the car part. First time Partridge came out and it was already legendary

"Alan, either you've just had a fight with a fire engine or it's raining it's arse off out there"
I love you Chris Morris

I'm rather ashamed to say I was party to that goading

"Bangs he's head and he's in.Textbook"

"Apparently it's er.... he's dead"
That line delivery killed me

Delayed due to a collapsed paddock gets me every time

"hope thats not a dead horse,it wont fit in that Volvo" hahaha

..bangs his head and in!  Textbook!.. lovely stuff, not my words,the words of shakin' Stevens.

Steve Coogan is such a mad genius!

Don't know how anyone can not find this man funny....Alan, either you've had a fight with a fire engine or it's raining its arse off out there" Lovely stuff!!! Absolutely kills me this show does!

carrying bikes on top of a car is not a sportsman like way to run this race

"Peter Elliot - no relation to the late Denholm" hahaha Alan is wonderful.

Those transitions are mad insane😂.

he boings down, bangs his head and in. textbook

The rally scene is my all time favourite Alan Partridge sketch.😂

Chris' random misanthropic outburst are always hilarious. Coogan is brilliant in this, always surprises me how long Alan has been a character. In fact just watch the whole show, it's fucking awesome.

"The cars the bitch, you are the queen and I like it" lol