"I used a trident"
"he's said he's already tried it!"
i'm dead

"name a body part that's not inappropriate to you"
"hands"
"LANGUAGE"

9:01 years later and quackity’s words are actually true🥀🥀

’LANGUAGE’ screamed Quackity, moments before the screen faded into black, confused the veiwers looked to see if the premire had ended, only to be met by a series of new videos appearing on the screen. Quackitwos premire had ended.

Captainpuffy: *talks over quackity*

Quackity: *has a whole seizure*

Imagine having Quackity as your teacher and if there's too much noise he just starts demonically screaming

LISTEN, LISTE- LALALALALALALALALA

character!Quackity: *is literally in a relationship with two (2) men
also Quackity: aRe yOu iMpLyiNg tHaT iM gAy?!?!??!???!??

bbh: needs a replacement for p*n*s
me: “ask the millions of wattpad writers out there”

Quackity: *walks to where the sign is.*.                      That one donation: O K THIS IS EPIC

POV : you just saw Quackity saying E in the chat and you're proud

i called my dad a muffinhead and he took away my laptop for 2 days until he noticed i was missing classes and then he remembered i have online school and gave it back.

I think Quackity is the funniest Dream SMP member

When quackity screamed Language at bad, it was literally a PERFECTLY cut scream cause an ad started playing

10:41 That one donation is just... amazing

the way Quackity came in and started encouraging us to spam ‘E’ is just immaculate

edit; TYSM FOR THE LIKES LMAOOO (keep the E chain going 🤝)

Quackity : *Pranks the Dream SMP*

Dream : At this point I'm just used to it.

Never ask a:
Women her age
A man his salary
Quackity how youtube sometimes unsubscribes

POV: you're waiting for the premiere to start and all you see is "E" in the chat
edit: the amount of likes is higher than my iq which is saying something

I pranked the Dream SMP
More like-
I kept finding ways to make an innocent man swear