“Me.... my mommy and my daddy”
Pretty clear that actor hasn’t been 13 for quite some time

This decoy just tryin to put his kids through college

Pedophile: "Where are your mom and dad?"

Decoy: "They died fifteen years ago, back when I was 30."

Who lives in this house?

"me, my mommy and my daddy... I helped them build it in the 60s"

He looked disappointed when he realized he didn't look 13 lmao

"Me, my mommy and daddy"


Worst decoy ever. Talks like a 5 year old, looks like he's 40.

They were supposed hire the 13 year-old not the 13 year-old’s dad.

He wore Jurassic Park so the prehistoric decoy could sign it 😂

When the decoy said "me, my mommy and my daddy" that was creepier than the actual predator

5 years and this comment still gets replies. This is truly beautiful

“Wanna see this table? I made it during the Great Depression “

Hey come look at this table, it's made of table

We've hired a 30 year old MMA champion and former Marine to pose as a 13 year old boy.

Decoy was about to say "goo goo, gaga" right before Chris Hansen came out.

“Do you have an ID?”
Decoy: “No my grandkids took it once dementia set in around 1993, haven’t drove in a decade”

"We've hired ex predator Jeff Sokol to play the role of the decoy"

I rewatch this episode once in a while just to read the comment section.

*Craigslist ad* : “decoy needed, no acting experience needed”

Female decoy: is 19 but looks 13. Male decoy: is 42, looks 41.

"Where are your parents?"

"They went down with the Titanic."

“I’m not a sports person, believe it or not.”

Nah dude - we believe you.