10:35

The gods of Kart Racing put a curse on Vincent. Because the gods of Salt felt they had a disturbance in their factories, they decided to cash in on the business. They saw his immense skill with foresight and controlled fate by slightly pushing enemy projectiles so they hit Vincent, make his controlling appariton unable to dodge bananas 50% of the time and give him (3x) mushrooms 90% of the time. 'Twas a fine agreement between the gods of Kart Racing and the gods of Salt.

One day however, the salt was especially spicy and the gods of Salt were angry. The gods of Kart Racing were forced to lift the curse, but oh were they wrong...

The stream of good luck inside Vincent that was held back by the curse was now appearing again! Suddenly, Vincent was overflowing with morale and RNG and he raced like he never did before.

Truly a sight to behold indeed, he jumped from 6th to 1st place with little to no effort, spectators and viewers were baffled when looking at Iggy's face (Horned Mad Puppet of Vincent) on the Minimap.

Thus, the gods experienced the power that they had unleashed onto the world and put the same curse on the same man.

~Tale of Vincent the Cursed

I could feel Vinny's pure joy as he got first place.

"NOO ONEEE CANN STOOOP MEEEEE"

27:24 Sanic morphing into Mr. Dink

18:45 when your finger slips while wiping

that mushroom thing is something i like to call "item hell." If there's some sort of connection issue or the game just feels like fucking with you (usually the latter), the item roulette will take much longer to decide an item for you and you can't press L to get an item sooner, either. If you're in any place besides first, this will guarantee you to get mushrooms after a long time, and first place will exclusively get coins. If it triggers at any point in the race, you'll be stuck with it until the very end of it. I've dealt with it far too many times and it isn't even a bad connection issue. Sorry vinny, you have fallen victim to Item Hell.

5:27 I think Vinny goes through the Five Stages of Grief in a few seconds here

24 mushrooms in a row. That may just be the most absurd, beautiful thing I've ever seen.

18:44
-lightning
"Ohh look at my pinkeh it's stinkeh"
-Bullet Bill Buttpunch
CUNG

The fact that Vinny consistently drives in the middle of the track when there's a bullet or a blue shell coming behind him is what baffles me the most.

27:24 you actually hear him undergo a transformation in his voice

11:13
NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!

16:35 "aw yeh mate fookin' mentol yeh, you can't go fast mate becuz you fookin' fall off the level yeh" That part right there made me FOOKIN' crack.

5:45 WHAT A MANEUVER!!!

Holy shit! How unlucky do you have to be to get three mushrooms EIGHT TIMES in a row on a low position?

He don't like the banana
Angry
Vine no banana

5:26 is one of my fav

i just love when i hear vinny's voice go octaves higher or lower than it should, and hearing him speak eldritch, confusing words such as "cung" and "stong". they're amazing discoveries when he's in a blind fury.

i'd love to join him in mario kart sometime

12:09 I love how vinny is so blinded by rage that he can't even say boo and just says ghost

5:28 And here, we see the magnificent wild Vinny letting out its distinct mating call.