Its banned in China yet still can be found in almost every cyber cafe in China... no joke

On a few Chinese buildings, you can see the sign "beware of shoe stealing".

It is so hard these days to find a doctor who still makes house calls... Ah, but DOCTOR THRAX STILL DOES

My friend would always chose GLA because they didn't need power and because he likes their units. Me on the other hand would always choose USA Superweapon because I like the EMP Patriot missiles and the Aurora bomber. I am defend more than I attack. My base would literally be surrounded by walls of EMP patriot missiles. My friend on the other hand loves to attack. He would amass these huge armies of units that would sometimes lag the game when he moves them. We always agree to never make superweapons so that we only fight with units and such. Because of this, it would literally takes us hours to finish one round because I was a heavy defender and he was a heavy attacker. It was like an unstoppable force meeting and immovable object. Great times. Very great times.

"I can build anywhere."

try to build near small rock

"I cAn'T bUiLd ThErE."

>media harmful to young people
>ssethtzeentach is on the list
The Merchant's Guild would like a word with you

my friend used to write his crushes name with ion laser in the game. now they have a daughter

"For a game that's 15 years old, it's extremely aware both culturally  and politically"

This line is golden, one thing I found out about generals is how well it depicted every unit and every weapon especially the futuristic elements, ofcourse there are legitimate arguments to be made on how shallow and broad it got them, but the gist is absolutely there

You forgot one thing: dat Soundtrack

I remember zooming in and being sooo impressed. Legit though that game industry will never produce anything as beautiful...

"I'll build anywhere"

"O O F  cant do that"

Me: I want SsethTzeentach
Mom: No, we have SsethTzeentach at home
SsethTzeentach at home:

This game was my first RTS. The wave of nostalgia I had watching this is huge. The voice lines of the units and the generals are still as awesome as ever

"..game cd you have laying around"
Boy, this game needed 4 cd's to install and play..

Can I have some shoes?

I remember when playing as GLA I used the ambush ability on a half destroyed chinese base to finish it off. After that I ordered them to regroup with my other units, then some GLA soldier said "Our way is true" right before they got blown up by mines. Probably the hardest I laughed at someone getting blown up by mines.

100 sucide bombers die  builder   "that was a lot of work."

"i just wanted to burrow a car" - a guy that didnt want to be involved in a war, but just wanted a car

The game was a masterpiece! Every time the units speak, it's a meme and bring me a laugh.

Im from Iraq everyone still plays this game actually it's a masterpiece