I just got accepted to a criminal defense articling position, which is my first law job I've received after three years in school, and I immediately came to this video and blasted it. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Scientists Discover the Last Thing People See Before Going to Prison"

5:14 when you convince your mother that you can't pause online games

"I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you"
-Phoenix Wright

This is what Edgeworth sees in his nightmares.

When you start to win an intense argument

DO NOT PLAY ACE ATTORNEY AT 2:00 AM (PHOENIX TURNED TO HEROBRINE) (I WAS GUILTY)

If it has unlimited corners, it's a circle

5:13 Just imagine Phoenix screaming "OBJECTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON" as the whole court room explodes into the Truth dimension.

"The one who actually committed the crime... Is you! No alibi, no justice, no dream, no hope! It's time to pay for your crimes! Take that!"
—Phoenix Wright.

3:57 his aerodynamic hairstyle gives him the capability to travel at light speed.

I like to think this is what everyone else sees whenever Phoenix starts breaking their psyche-locks

Have you ever cornered someone so hard that you tore the fabric of reality?

Judge: "You may begin your cross examination, Wright."

Witness: drenches themselves in sweat

Why I love the Phoenix Wright Fandom:

Every comment transforms into an internet courtroom.

"You see Wright, your autopsy report... Is outdated."
"I know Edgeworth."
"!"
"That's why I updated it MYSELF!"
Cornered sounds
Edgeworth wakes up drenched in sweat with a grim expression, his skin cold and white.
"Miles Edgeworth chooses death."

White eyed Phoenix silently pointing is my sleep paralysis demon.

In all possible realities you are guilty.

In phoenix wright...
>Advanced Court Technology
>Cellphones look like they're from the year 2000

Edgeworth: "Your honor, Mr. Wright is taking my witness through the space-time continuum again."