HOW DO U FEEL HETEROSEXUALS?!?

Corry’s t-shirt looks like my school shirt the day before graduating

"we do not hate straight people"

no...it's just a strong dislike against a certain few, i swear

Him: "You can't unswallow my kids"
Me: regurgitates his firstborn that I devoured whole without chewing in a snake-like manner

"How have these gone from sweet to... so sexual so quick" lol. This vid is basically Corry discovering what a f*ckboy is 😂

“Are those condoms in the background?”
Meanwhile: my childish self IMMEDIATELY recognized those as Gushers wrappers...

The fact that u have to point out u dont hate straights. It kills me everytime 😂

The fact Cory knows what Noah is going to say is so cute 🥺

not them thinking a gushers packet was a condom wrapper-

I mean at least he captions his content, so him bullying children for not having hit puberty is accessible to everyone

Noah and Corry are on the opposite sides of the spectrum of 2000s punk

this man just takes tweet ideas but posts them as thirst traps, its fucking genius

every time corry said "bread" instead of ''bed'' had me dying

The pressure of coming up with something funny in time is unreal.. is what I said last time.. now I have nothing to say.

not noah being like “i quite like him 😏”

Honestly you channel could be only about heterossexuals giving people second hand embarrassment. The content is endless

The straightest man on Tiktok has earrings and purple hair. Suspicious?

"who is calling him ugly"
Me, an aroace who perceives people as more appealing the more likeable they are, and who finds guys who think they're hot shit utterly repulsive: OVER HERE

“It’s clearly blonde. and i’m ACTUALLY 5’5”

THE FIRST ONE 😭😭 I immediately thought of  Doja Cat mocking him