SEE IT, SAY IT, SORTED 🗣🗣🗣

You forgot the cafes at the train stations that sell coffee which is both 700 degrees and frozen solid for £17.99

I get the train to Uni everyday, I’m convinced they’re aliens trying to imitate humans

UK be like:
Invent rail — be shite at it
Invent football — be shite at it
Invent imperialism — be shite at it

You totally missed the pure dread of suddenly needing to take a dump, whilst on a train. Thats a plethora of catastrophic possibilities.

Watching this while on a train in the UK

11:51 - "welcome to Britain, where we pay a fortune to suffer" is more accurate.

My dad use to have to do announcements and he was appalled at the fact he had to announce a lion escaped from the zoo

the trainspotters are wholesome, best part of our railways i'd argue

Meanwhile in Japan a Typhoon has knocked off 200m of the track and they fix it in 5 minutes and apologize profusely for the inconvenience.

I can't wait for the British Christmas videos 😂

The average day of a railway enthusiast.

As a tourist visiting England and after having sampled various alcoholic beverages at Huddersfield station i was needing to piss like a Russian racehorse. I plucked up my courage and in my best geezer accent, asked a lad in school uniform " here mate, does this toilet have a train?"

"we are addicted to misery"

this is the countries slogan.

"calling at Birmingham international, Coventry, Rugby, Long Buckby, Northampton, Milton Keynes and London Euston" is ingrained into my brain...

“PLEASE STAND BACK FROM THE PLATFORM LINE, FAST TRAIN APPROACHING”.

This is the most accurate description of British Railways that I've ever seen lmao

Taking a train is meant to be a CHEAP, and ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY alternative to driving.
But I can use the train fare, and fill my car instead, and basically drive 2x as far.
Theres no point at all to using the trains in Britain.

Witt sharper than any knife crime

3:17 NO NOT THE 3+2 SEATS