Melee is not a fighting game

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"But if that's the difference between winning EVO and not winning EVO..."

"Then you did not deserve to win EVO"

Pat, for once, is a prophet

"No, Melee is a good game, it's just the people that make it trash."

I'm okay with this.

"Then you didn't deserve to win Evo."

Right there, mate. If you can't win on the same level that everyone fights at, you're not a good combatant.

Pat was scratched by his cat during a stream. Little did he know his cat's claws were made of stand arrow, turning him into PAT and evolving his stand into CRAZY TALK REQUIEM. When sufficiently angry its power reverses allowing PAT to be 100% right on whatever he is ranting about!

This is the power of the Ultimate Ginger. The power to create truth out of lies!

Nice try, Pat, but no one can hate Melee players more than we hate ourselves.

"Melee was a mistake." - Masahiro Sakurai

I can already tell Pat is gonna be happy when he hears about EVO.

"Melee players have to cheat at their own game for people to take their game seriously. They disguise the bugs they exploit as “advanced tech” to trick people in to taking them seriously, but in reality they’re just glitching out a broken party game.
I hope nintendo releases melee hd but they fix all of the bugs that melee players exploit and don’t release any gc controller support

i want this fixed version of melee to exist to spite melee players, so they have to keep lugging their crts around to exploit bugs that nintendo fixed in the rerelease. so they have to explain to people that they can’t play melee hd because nintendo fixed the bugs they use to cheat at the old version."
- captainsnoop

Only in Melee can I hear about someone dropping out of a competition because their controller didn't have the one in a million defect that allows for a special technique to be performed easily.

CRAZY TALK ACT THREEEEE: REVERSE

PAT SPEAKS SO MUCH TRUTH HE KILLS SMASH

Ah so that's why Melee players can't afford deodarant. They're saving the money for broken controllers?

Pat's 2 year long plan finally bore fruit

Pat's [CRAZY TALK] has inverted itself to the point that he's now 100% right.

after listening to Pat be wrong/mostly incorrect for four whole months during the DaS LP, it's almost jarring to hear how goddamn right he is.

This video is the perfect microcosm for the Best Friends and when they're at their best. Pat is gold when he's irrationally angry about something while Matt provides colour commentary and Woolie tries to be the straight guy (but fails by laughing uncontrollably)

"My shit is busted, that makes me good."

No, that makes you a Smash player.

I need to show up to this boxing match with a gun otherwise my strategy just won't work.
It's not technically cheating though because theoretically the gun won't always go off.

my favorite parts of the podcasts is where pat complaining about shit.
and he actually has a point.

hearing him say piss baby cries because he cant cheat makes me laugh everytime for some reason