[Monday morning] Boss: So let me get this straight: You missed 16 work related calls, because you were unconscious and heavily injured after a bar fight with three drunken men. Am I missing any details? Me: I was, um... staying with my friend who patched me up, and confessed romantic feelings for me, sir... Boss: Prone to violence, no stranger to facing multiple opponents, scars from a bar fight... You'll fit in wonderfully here!
This girl: why did you do that??? Me: why do you think This girl: don't mess with me Me: if somebody fricking takes on 3 guys for you, cares about you more than themselves and kisses you then they probably ain't messing with you