being so disgusted you’re compelled to take notes is hilarious

Was gonna save this for later but then dropped everything when I saw the black shirt in the thumbnail.

I remember watching a Mexican movie where a Priest had holy brass knuckles and he was literally punching the demon out of a little girl tied to a chair. Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in an exorcist film.

EDIT: NO IT'S NOT CONSTANTINE. It was all Spanish.

to be honest, the gabrielle-demon relationship sounds like something straight out of a fanfic

The Pope’s Exorcist is what happens when the director hands out the script and on every page written in green crayon are the words “wing it”

To be fair, the demon name being their weakness is lore-accurate

imagine if satan really did possess someone but his appearance was so underwhelming that nobody cared

Hearing Charlie refer to the Pope as “super high tier, max level bishop” is both hilarious and accurate

Jokes aside, Charlie’s idea of a John Wick style exorcist sounds dope as Hell

"The John Wick of exorcists" is literally John Constantine who was also played by Keanu Reeves.

Charlie was so scared that he had to make a video tricking himself into believing he wasn’t scared

Charlie slowly healing from voice crack is already the greatest thing

Charlie calling the Pope the “Max Level Bishop” is hilariously accurate

1:11 his dog also must’ve seen it 😂

Yesterday, while watching the Popes exorcist, I fell asleep in the theatre and they didn't even check to see if anyone was left in the auditoriums. Woke up at 12:15am, left the movie theatre which was in a mall. At this time the diamond-shaped security gates were over the windows. Everything almost shut down. Luckily the doors open outwards from the inside and re-lock. I hope I don't get in trouble, or mislabeled as some thief or homeless overnighter. There was only a custodian who I saw look in my direction, but I just kept going towards the door. Kinda mad no one checked or woke me up, the theatre was full. Needless to say the movie was kinda BORING.

Calling a film "empty calories" is going to be my new favorite thing 😂

So basically, the court of bishops say it's unnecessary to have an exorcist since their aren't many actual exorcisms, and then at the end say "there are 200 more, we need your help"

As a Catholic yes you can be forgiven for multiple sins without mentioning them individually in confession. Usually in the case that you missed a lot of confessionals or haven't been in a very long time. The priest usually just tells you to focus on the big ones and when doing your penance for the major ones you're also doing them for the lesser things.

"A Saul Goodman but in religious court"

Soul Godman

If you've seen one exorcist-style movie, you've basically seen 'em all..