Kisses and cuddles are a valid form of medicine, right?
Timestamps:

0:22 - "Pumpkin...🥺🥺"
— "Pumpkin, where are you? 🥺🥺" (0:27)
0:56 - "I'm okay" (doesn't sound like you're ok but sure)
1:50 - "Yeahh, I had a pretty... pretty good dream" (someone give him a cough drop and some water please omg)
2:24 - Gotta love fever dreams
— 2:45 - "so you know the music video for Dope, right? Yeah, so, you remember what J-Hope looks like? Yeah. I looked exactly like that.
— 3:02 - "No, I didn't have the moves though. I didn't have the moves. Maybe in the dream. Maybe in the dream I did" (bro is so delirious that he repeated himself twice 😭)
— 3:43 - "And then you were there, I think. You were wearing something like... something, uhm, favorable" NORA
— 4:54 - "I probably kissed you, not gonna lie. Yeah, I definitely kissed you, for sure. No, I am not gonna reenact it."
— 5:07 - "Dude, I'm sick. I am so sick, can you not see?"
— 5:29 - "No, the champagne. No, you were a horrible kisser"
5:39 - Laughing devolving into coughing 💀💀 (that's what you get for calling the listener a horrible kisser)
— "Stop making me laugh!" (5:42)

6:50 - "Whatever. It's my job to take care of you. I don't care if I'm sick. I don't care if I'm bedridden. I do not care, okay?"
7:01 - He's comparing the situation at hand to an airplane PSA 😭😭
— "You cannot take care of me if you don't take care of yourself" (7:30)
8:24 - "Are you fine? Actually, I can answer that question. Ooooooh you are fiiiine." NORA

9:11 - "What are you doing not in bed with me, hm? What are you doing? 🙁
— "It's a crime that you with all your goodness and beauty, how is it that you're not in bed with me." (9:20)
— "Do you get what I'm trying to say here? Do you get the vibe? Are you catching my drift? It's a shame, it's a crime! It's a modern crime that you, and your... mmmmmh. Just 'mmmmh!'" (9:33)
9:59 - "Let's lie down together and... let us heal together"
— The meds are getting to him 💀💀 (10:07)
10:25 - "Finally. What does a man have to do around these parts to get you to just stay in bed with me, you know?"
10:50 - "Yes, yes. Come to papa, come to papa" HELPPP THE MEDS REALLY GOT HIM BAD 😭😭

11:13 - [humming] "All is right in the world when I have you in my arms" ❤
— followed by the immediate realization that you should NOT be cuddling while he's sick 😭 (11:30)
11:48 - [listener stops cuddling] "Wait but please don't go! Don't go (x6). Please, please, pleeease. I'm gonna cry if you go! 🥺🥺"

(will continue this when i have time!)

yeonjun is that you

Knows BTS, wants to do the cooking and the cleaning and be a house husband for us, and is literally adorable when sick? What more could a person ask for ? haha

“I’ll be your house husband, I’ll cook, I’ll clean, for free.” thats my favorite part I laughed so hard omg haha thanks for this amazing audio like always nora, I laughed, cried, kicked the air and blushed so bad haha Much love🩵

Nora deserves a "throphy" for his wonderful writing and performing skills

Nora the K-pop references and he wants to cook and clean he has me giggling why is Nora so cute!!!

when I heard Dope I immediately thought about BTS. But I was like "there's no way in hell he'd talk or even know about BTS", then you mentioned J-hope 😭 I NEVER STOOD UP IN SHOCK THIS FAST ISTG

‘I popped the battle- BATTLE bottle of champagne..’ Nora that is so cute 😭

Nobody is gonna talk about the "Kiss me, please?" and "Thank you" after that? 🥲🥲🥲 or is it just me screaming so high and loud this part?

LMAO HIM SINGING SIGNAL BY TWICE-a man of culture 🫡

I'm counting on his voice to keep me sane during my four years in Uni... □
I'm so nervous and this premiere.... It was honestly so cute to listen to Nora whining about and saying random cute stuffs that made me feel a wide range of emotions and his voice... The 'malewife' and 'househusband' parts got me feeling so ... I donno.... Vulnerable and blushing maybe...🥺✨🎀🍁❇️

his voice sounds so soft and sweet🥺

2:52 JHOOOOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEE
Aw man i miss our ball of Sunshine ✨🥹💜
That BTS reference made me so freaking happy though🫶🏼
Thank you so much for this audio Nora✨ love ya💗

Nora with his new audio! Welcome back!!! We missed you so much! □

0:22 Nora successfully made himself sound sick while still being mildly attractive. I heard “pumpkin” and immediately made some noice just like when I saw a cute little puppy. I was like: Awwwwwww noooo 🥺🥺 What happened 🥹🥹 ( I’m sorry but not sorry.)

6:07 God recently I had a lot of strange dreams combined with real life, and I just had so many dreams each single night. You know when you had too many dreams last night, it would make you feel exhausted in the morning. That really troubled me so much.

7:28-12:57 WHAT’S THAT VOICE NORA!!! I don't remember if I told you before that you are really, really good at acting cute 🥺 Okay I think maybe because you’re actually really really cute! If someone requests me with this cute voice, okay, okay, fine, I’ll give that person my world. :_noraplead:

When you saw phantomblue listened to Nora’s new audio: *lying peacefully *poker face

Actually in phantomblue’s mind: *screaming *knocking her head against the wall *running about

14:25 Nora, I’d like to say the same thing to you. You make me feel so loved, and my heart is always so full when listening to your voice. I actually cried when heard this line. You can always touch the most soft part of my heart.

15:05 Sorry I really was laughing, haha. But yes! Of course! You can be the male wife!:_noralaugh:

Thank you so much for the new audio! I love the sleep-aid breath so much at the end of the audio, and especially this one, I can’t help to give you the baby pats 🥺 ( I didn’t find the accurate word in English to describe this action. It’s like to slightly and gently pat babies’ back to help them fall asleep.) And as you said in the audio, thank you so much for making me feel so loved too, Nora.❤

He wanted to be A HOUSE HUSBAND?! He want to cook and clean? He's cute and have a nice voice? I'll get him now.

I just noticed that he sing signal from TWICE and it was so adorable!! (If i heard it right) 10:46

Thanks again everyone for making the before, during, and after of the premiere so much fun! I love hanging with all of you and think you guys are amazing! You all are awesome!:_noraheart::_noraheart::_noraheart:

i swear to god the person that gets to be your partner is the luckiest person ever you’re so sweet😭🫶🏻

Not him mentioning my bias J-Hope and singing Twice’s Signal, my fan girl instincts woke right up lol. Also didn’t expect to giggle the whole video 😂 Love the work, Nora 🤍

My brain when Nora-san posts: “We straight today.”
Me: “Wha—“
My brain: “I SAID WE STRAIGHT TODAY.”

Have a good rest of your day/night, everybody😭🩶