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The giraffe being lost in Texas being an "American thing" is killing me because as a kid living in New England I remember there were a bunch of police running in the field across the street from my house trying to catch a loose emu. Wildly entertaining for a 6 year old 😂

Looked for my cat for over a month. Thought he was a goner,  was leaving for work one day and he was staring at me through the window inside the house. Like he was disappointed in me for giving up.

Josh's reaction to the audience not caring about the tiger story is so funny. I think I got abs by the end of that segment

Listening to this while picking up 4kg of petfood my cat spread all over the house and thinking "a giraffe would never do this"

Funniest part of the giraffe thing to me was that the owners felt the need to describe her as having rounded ears..... to distiguish her from all of the other giraffes roaming Central Texas I guess. 😂

How do you lose a giraffe? You forget to cherish her.

The irony of growing up in Africa and never having wild animals for pets as people assumed you did, only to learn that it's people in the west that have wild animals for pets now🤣🤣

The local news said the missing giraffe could be "identified by its rounded ears". 😂

My cats are affectionate on their own terms, but they are always affectionate when I'm laid out with a headache. I call them my "migraine support kitties".

Once my rural Floridian elementary school had a lockdown because someone’s kangaroos got loose nearby

Service giraffes help get emotional support cats out of trees.😊

As a war veteran I am with the dogs on fireworks.

I rode the train four hours from Frankfurt to see this show in person, and it was so worth it.  Josh, your work makes it a a bit easier to cope with being an American living abroad.

When he said "Y'all are underwater" I knew he was in Amsterdam.

I wanted to get a pet giraffe, but the guy at the pet shop told me it'd be a tall order.

I have no idea where my giraffe is. He's free-range.

How to lose a giraffe. Sounds like the next best-selling children's book!

Excuse me, sir. When I was crying my cat slapped me in the face and it was what I needed, actually 😂

Anytime i see some crazy shit in the news, i start rubbing my hands together for the inevitable Josh Johnson half hour bit on it lol