Lightsabers are cool, sure, but did you ever consider the fact that we could make them lame instead?

Find out how, in the very first episode of "The Disney Writer's Guide to" satire series, where we will take a look at all of the wonderful, interesting, and definitely-not-creatively-bankrupt ideas Disney has produced for lightsaber fights in Star Wars, featuring fights from the sequel trilogy (The Force Awakens, The Last Jedi, and The Rise of Skywalker) and all the amazing Disney Plus shows (Kenobi, Ahsoka, The Acolyte). It's gonna be great, trust me!

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Timestamps:
0:00 Intro
1:27 Subversion and Studio Mandates
2:52 The 7 Forms of Lightsaber Combat (yawn)
7:01 The Physics of Lightsabers
9:57 Lightsaber Damage
10:59 Casting Your Characters
11:45 Avoiding Emotional Payoffs
16:47 Closing Thoughts


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