Your Chaotic Boyfriend Hates Scary Movies (So You Make Him Watch One) | Audio RP | [M4A]
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20 Comments
@PhatChocobo-247 2 years ago
The fact that Guy is supposedly a character that Erik relates the most too is so fun to me LMAO
@Hey.its.lucy21 2 years ago
“If you stay stupid, you don’t gotta get stupid.” Someone embroider it on a pillow
@JiryuuZee 2 years ago
I love Guy so much, he's our silly billy, our sweet pea, our lil escape artist. Man's got no brain to mouth filter and I love that for him.
@njieno3945 2 years ago
this futher pushes my 'guy and honey are just unempowered role reversed david and angel' agenda 💀
@kilarthmac 2 years ago (edited)
Oh how the tables have tabled
(Also LitlKim has the timestamps today!! ❤)
(Also LitlKim has the timestamps today!! ❤)
@nothoughtsatall 2 years ago
“I gotta go to the bathroom before the bathroom goes to me” what would we do without the truly inspirational words of our pizza guy
@Skipet_ 2 years ago
So if I were to watch a horror movie, I’d wanna watch it with David.
Cause at least I know we’d both be enjoying the freaky shit.
Cause at least I know we’d both be enjoying the freaky shit.
@ReplayCamera2 2 years ago
I love the juxtaposition of David and Angel watching the original 70’s Alien and Guy and Honey watching the 2012 modern continuation of the original
@ew_a_toad7795 2 years ago
Forever convinced that Erik adlibs Guy's scripts and keeps bloopers and shit in because it perfectly aligns with Guy's energy and personality
@RedEYEReed 2 years ago
AGAIN!! THIS IS PROOF THAT GUY AND HONEY ARE JUST ANGEL AND DAVID REVERSED!!!!
@13JuWeL11 2 years ago (edited)
"Normal people do dumb shit" and Guy might be one of the smartest, judging by this line😅
ETA: I would LOVE to see Milo and Guy watch a scary movie together 😅
ETA: I would LOVE to see Milo and Guy watch a scary movie together 😅
@litl_kim 2 years ago (edited)
Timestamps
MAC will be back tomorrow for the Summit!
Guy and Honey watching Prometheus
0:19 “I’m still not getting where the movie’s going, you know…”
0:43 “...I am sure they are going to dial that shit up to 11 at some point because if they didn’t, then you wouldn’t be suggesting we watch this…because when I’m bored I ramble and I know, I know you wouldn’t knowingly sign yourself up for even more of that than you already get all the time.”
Honey is very excited to watch this with Guy, knowing his feelings about scary stuff lol
1:29 BIG JUICY BRAIN! (he said it Lucy!!!)
2:02 “Don’t cha find it funny…HONEY”
2:28 “I still don’t understand why those two are down there alone…that just doesn’t make sense.”
2:49 but like why though…but like why though…but like you went home first…but you went home first…you went home first LOL!
3:19 “If I have to weigh in, I mean I, I personally…personally…and this is personal…and this is big for me.”
3:39”...if you will…and surprisingly if you won’t…”
3:50 ...normal people do dumb shit
4:35 “I guess being smart doesn’t mean you aren’t also dumb”
4:38 big yawn
4:43 “nope, I’m not tired. I’m not tired at all…I’ve never been tired, I don’t know what you’re talking about.” yawn “I’m not bored!”
5:13 “Can I get some of the candy? Please Honey, don’t keep the candy from me…wait, what’s this? No no no, you misunderstand me, I meant the sweet, sweet candy that I call those lips of yours.” kisses
5:53 Can I have kisses? Can I have more kisses? You already gave me some, so like maybe you should give me more…
6:18 “...we love that for them…we love that for them, right? That’s great, we’re supposed to like these people, right?...I mean most of them are hot, I guess that helps…” 😜
Guy rambles about the hotness of Charlize Theron and Idris Elba
7:04 ...hot recognizes hot…and you are temperature boiling Honey! smack
7:19 honey baby darling
7:50 “but could you, but could you, but could you look at me etc etc etc”
7:59 But what if you turned those beautiful eyes, like the spotlights that they are and shone them upon my prostrate form…I won’t use the word prostrate anymore…I know we’ve talked about that…but could you look at me though laugh
8:33 …these are not just Skittles, these are Skittles Littles…they’re mini…they’re little itsy bitsy tinty tinety Skittles, like mini M&M’s but they’re Skittles
Guy proceeds to explain the intricacies of Skittles Littles
9:45 It could be beef
10:25 “I am watching. I am actively watching very fervently and very focusedly…and that is a word.”
10:58 kisses
11:14 “Could I, you know, actually be rambling because I’m trying to forget this movie is not doubt about to get really scary…MAYBE SO”
11:27-12:34 A compilation of the following…Oh no, wait, what’s happening, I don’t like that, but what is that, no no no, ok ok ok, but why
12:35 “ok, but that kinda looks like…ISN’T THIS GUY SUPPOSED TO BE A BIOLOGIST?”
13:05 Why are you making me watch this? I don’t want to watch this.
13:45 “omg, that just went in his mouth.”
14:03 *WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? I DIDN’T LIKE THAT!”
14:52 “I don’t like eye stuff, I don’t like teeth stuff, I don’t like nail stuff, I don’t like eye stuff.”
15:12 Stop laughing at me! I’m scared and I don’t like this
15:28 “..I don’t know if the Skittles Littles are hitting the spot right now…and I don’t understand why that is inciting such riotous laughter from the Peanut Gallery, I don’t appreciate you laughing at my misery. This is not the behavior of a loving partner Honey.”
15:51 “ok, maybe it is the exact behavior of a loving partner” being held by Honey is not enough for Guy lol
He goes on to excessively point out how gross the movie is on top of being scary
16:26 “...and there was nasty snake thing that looked like something that we’re not going to talk about.”
16:50 “...these people on this television screen right now…they are just f*cking stupid…and you know what they say, if you stay stupid, you don’t gotta get stupid CAN I GET AN AMEN”
18:35 What do you mean technically only one?! No, hold on!...You’re laughing again.
Guy’s making a break for it
19:25 “...I’m just looking to sneak off to the little Guy’s room to take care of a little business…I happen to have a deep, meaningful relationship with my bladder…I know his needs inside and out…”
20:13 lots of kisses as Guy makes his way out of his nightmare to hide in the bathroom
20:51 “I love you, I love you a lot, I love you so so so so much…you are the light of my life…I’ll be back or I won’t…”
Tracks
1. 0:45
2. 2:33
3. 7:54
4. 10:31
5. 12:11
6. 14:14
7. 15:46
8. 20:43
MAC will be back tomorrow for the Summit!
Guy and Honey watching Prometheus
0:19 “I’m still not getting where the movie’s going, you know…”
0:43 “...I am sure they are going to dial that shit up to 11 at some point because if they didn’t, then you wouldn’t be suggesting we watch this…because when I’m bored I ramble and I know, I know you wouldn’t knowingly sign yourself up for even more of that than you already get all the time.”
Honey is very excited to watch this with Guy, knowing his feelings about scary stuff lol
1:29 BIG JUICY BRAIN! (he said it Lucy!!!)
2:02 “Don’t cha find it funny…HONEY”
2:28 “I still don’t understand why those two are down there alone…that just doesn’t make sense.”
2:49 but like why though…but like why though…but like you went home first…but you went home first…you went home first LOL!
3:19 “If I have to weigh in, I mean I, I personally…personally…and this is personal…and this is big for me.”
3:39”...if you will…and surprisingly if you won’t…”
3:50 ...normal people do dumb shit
4:35 “I guess being smart doesn’t mean you aren’t also dumb”
4:38 big yawn
4:43 “nope, I’m not tired. I’m not tired at all…I’ve never been tired, I don’t know what you’re talking about.” yawn “I’m not bored!”
5:13 “Can I get some of the candy? Please Honey, don’t keep the candy from me…wait, what’s this? No no no, you misunderstand me, I meant the sweet, sweet candy that I call those lips of yours.” kisses
5:53 Can I have kisses? Can I have more kisses? You already gave me some, so like maybe you should give me more…
6:18 “...we love that for them…we love that for them, right? That’s great, we’re supposed to like these people, right?...I mean most of them are hot, I guess that helps…” 😜
Guy rambles about the hotness of Charlize Theron and Idris Elba
7:04 ...hot recognizes hot…and you are temperature boiling Honey! smack
7:19 honey baby darling
7:50 “but could you, but could you, but could you look at me etc etc etc”
7:59 But what if you turned those beautiful eyes, like the spotlights that they are and shone them upon my prostrate form…I won’t use the word prostrate anymore…I know we’ve talked about that…but could you look at me though laugh
8:33 …these are not just Skittles, these are Skittles Littles…they’re mini…they’re little itsy bitsy tinty tinety Skittles, like mini M&M’s but they’re Skittles
Guy proceeds to explain the intricacies of Skittles Littles
9:45 It could be beef
10:25 “I am watching. I am actively watching very fervently and very focusedly…and that is a word.”
10:58 kisses
11:14 “Could I, you know, actually be rambling because I’m trying to forget this movie is not doubt about to get really scary…MAYBE SO”
11:27-12:34 A compilation of the following…Oh no, wait, what’s happening, I don’t like that, but what is that, no no no, ok ok ok, but why
12:35 “ok, but that kinda looks like…ISN’T THIS GUY SUPPOSED TO BE A BIOLOGIST?”
13:05 Why are you making me watch this? I don’t want to watch this.
13:45 “omg, that just went in his mouth.”
14:03 *WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? I DIDN’T LIKE THAT!”
14:52 “I don’t like eye stuff, I don’t like teeth stuff, I don’t like nail stuff, I don’t like eye stuff.”
15:12 Stop laughing at me! I’m scared and I don’t like this
15:28 “..I don’t know if the Skittles Littles are hitting the spot right now…and I don’t understand why that is inciting such riotous laughter from the Peanut Gallery, I don’t appreciate you laughing at my misery. This is not the behavior of a loving partner Honey.”
15:51 “ok, maybe it is the exact behavior of a loving partner” being held by Honey is not enough for Guy lol
He goes on to excessively point out how gross the movie is on top of being scary
16:26 “...and there was nasty snake thing that looked like something that we’re not going to talk about.”
16:50 “...these people on this television screen right now…they are just f*cking stupid…and you know what they say, if you stay stupid, you don’t gotta get stupid CAN I GET AN AMEN”
18:35 What do you mean technically only one?! No, hold on!...You’re laughing again.
Guy’s making a break for it
19:25 “...I’m just looking to sneak off to the little Guy’s room to take care of a little business…I happen to have a deep, meaningful relationship with my bladder…I know his needs inside and out…”
20:13 lots of kisses as Guy makes his way out of his nightmare to hide in the bathroom
20:51 “I love you, I love you a lot, I love you so so so so much…you are the light of my life…I’ll be back or I won’t…”
Tracks
1. 0:45
2. 2:33
3. 7:54
4. 10:31
5. 12:11
6. 14:14
7. 15:46
8. 20:43
Your Chaotic Boyfriend Hates Scary Movies (So You Make Him Watch One) | Audio RP | [M4A]
Redacted Audio
85,693 views
not too close, i hope
---
hope you enjoy
---
written and recorded by yours truly
All my links, including Patreon (vote in polls, get credited in videos, get early access, get bonus audios, and more):
https://linktr.ee/redactedaudio
This original content has been created exclusively for this YouTube channel. No permission for this copywritten audio to be distributed, copied, shared, or plagiarized is granted to any person, organization, or entity.