"We're only married so we could get the joint tax return discount.  Thrifty! Thrifty!  And the honeymoon night was just because everything was already paid for, and it would have been a waste not to."

We only had 3 kids for the bit! –cozychuu, probably. 😂

Every time Cozychuu makes a girlfailure video an angel gains its wings

Could be either an insult or compliment depending on how you take it but your voice is absolutely PERFECT for this character

Anymore aliens or vampires in the future?

Girlfailure: are… are we dating?
Me:… darling, look at your hand. Now look at me, back to the hand, and back to me.
Girlfailure: ok? What’s this runaround?
Me: what are you wearing on your hand?
Girlfailure: it’s a ring. But it’s Green Lantern ring it’s not an engagement ring. Heck I got you a Flash ring cause I knew you liked him.
Me: (smirking) mhmm. And we both, separately, got each other a  ring the other would like, for sentimental reasons, on our friendship anniversary?
Girlfailure:…. Oh…
Me: (hug) don’t worry, I didn’t realize it till a day after it.

We need longer Videos ‼️‼️

I’m gonna cry this is so sweet, hopefully there’s someone who actually is experiencing this rn

Cozychuu my beloved (platonically)

Peak

fuck this is so cute

Nodding my head cause she lowkey has a point. Just friends trust

Day 5 of asking for a sequel to video of the girlfriend coming back as a zombie  with the couple's dog coming back as a zombie dog but a  mutated giant 25 foot tall zombie saint bernard or brenese mountain dog or whatever breed you want.

Absolutely adorkable 10/10 no notes

Truly, every man’s dream.

Oh my gosh I love your voice 🥺

ur voice is so cute i swear

Godsent. Truly amazing. Sublime. Yo listen, Ima need more of this shit man, whatever it is. This is PURE GAS!!!!! I NEEEEED THAT!!!!!! LET ME IN REEFFFFF!!!!

so goooodd

Gonna enjoy this later tonight