WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME? No Jail Please🧍‍♂️

Me in a cell : let me out~ 🧍‍♂️

This voice just heals me every night

Knowing my dumb ass I’d get arrested for some shit someone else left in my car and I let the cop look

I'm such a sucker for mafia audios 🤧 especially when they're by Yukon

"She's clearly not gaulty" (my memeory☠️)
Me who almost k1lled someone for trying to be a perv: Laughing because I won the fight even if he had a 6-pack and big muscles "I'm TOTALLY not gaulty
Him: walks in
Me: Puts normal non phyco face on " Hi love! "
My brain: That was close-😐😑, phew-

I started humming "bad boys bad boys Watcha gonna do watcha gonna do when they come for you"  when I heard the sirens 😂🤣🤟😆

Listener isn't like other girls, she's a cool girl, she gets locked up in prison

OPEN UP DAT CELL LET DA GIRL OUTTA JAIL🤪

Please why do always end up in jail 🧍‍♀️

Are we a bad girl? Well good to know 🗿

Me: why did i get arrested?!?
The 50 cats in my trunk🐈🐈‍⬛

That echo caught me off guard

Ok so y'all, can I just get a moment of your time.

Pretend that you're in this situation, but you don't even remember what you did. Like, short term memory loss you just forget after like an hour

And when he shows up your just like "Husband! Babe! Thanks for coming. Why am I here again?? What'd I do??"

im innocent why am i in jail😰😰😰

omg im loving the protective audios so much literally my fav type of asmr haha ❤️❤️ love it!!

so why the hell im am in jail in the first place.

So I finally snapped and killed my sisters abusive baby daddy? Ok that may have not been the crime but it’s either that or I killed my best friends homophobic brother and I would like to keep my best friend

I'm a good girl. I'm most likely to be arrested at a protest. LoL

Oh wow. Brain gets fuzzy immediately 💗💗💗 and then the “she is mine.” 😌😌😌 thank you sweetie.