“All units be advised: My stummy hurt”

Phonk plays

"you know what, i'm french"

phonk intensifie

His shorts are very hilarious.

As someone who is also lactose intolerant:  If someone puts a Cheese Pizza infront of me, I'm devouring that immediately, screw the consequences.

1 SEC LATE MY BAD

1:01  the humble fazbear

13:53 A lot of his shorts loop perfectly
Just to name a few, the server of weird super powers, ceiling fan, are the napkins free, super phonk

7:35 I have also heard "The gun spins and makes blood stains, the washing machine spins and cleans those stains. They sell both the problem and the solution."

french and lactose intolerant is a crazy combo thats rough

I’m a doom scroller so I saw all these already, but my brain does not give a crap and said “let’s watch them all, again”
Plus I’m bored as sh-

"is it morally OK to k*ll children in a videogame?"

Its a videogame, you're not hurting any actual people, its make-belive, anyone who says "no" needs to stop and think for a second. Also, there are millions of games where you can take out adults in a borderline endless amount of ways, why would them being kids make it any more or less morally ok?

This video is 100% worth the 39 minutes. Best Badger reaction ever 🏆

I've seen 6 different Vtubers ask "What's an F-35?", and it need to STOP!!!

6:20 As someone who’s never been to California, San Francisco being an irl zombie movie could very well be true and I’d never know. Nor do I care to learn if I’m right…

30:43 that’s Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, aka UMvC3 or just Marvel for short! Really fun, really crazy game, Badger’s video on that tournament he hosted is fantastic, as are Lythero’s Lobby Shenanigans

"This isn't technology, this is magic."

Dude.

As someone who was born with Star Wars (the first one,) I can tell you. Half of the crap I see and use nowadays? Back when I was a kid, it was just sci-fi bullshit that was never going to happen in real life. I mean, Neuro-Sama is Max Headroom, but real. I know, I know "she's a program duh" shut up you know what I mean.

Heck, back when I was a kid? Having a computer that used eight colors meant you were a rich kid. Nowadays my crappy potato integrated graphics card can process 20k times as many colors and it's normal to me. And don't even get me started on storage devices. My very first computer had a 1 KB cassette drive. Hey! Hey you! Yes, you. I see you googling "what's a cassette?" Don't be ashamed, most people on the net nowadays weren't born back when home computers (or audio cassettes, which were a dirt-cheap way to store data,) were a thing. Wait, you were actually googling "What's a KB?" Get out. Now. :P

Edit: Also amazing: That a modbot is forcing me to neuter and "90's dub" my messages because apparently nobody can read the word FiretrUCK nowadays without having an aneurysm. (See, that's how you tell they're modbots, they can't see the actual word that way.) THanks a lot, yOuTube.

4:28 yes this actually happened. An F-35 fighter jet was going through training and the pilot had to eject but when it crashed nobody could figure out where it landed afterwards to the point where even random people started hunting for it

14:37 doom guy is the one who’s in a relationship with Isabelle

17:25 thug shaker central had classified documents from the pentagon. Just to let you know sky love the content ❤❤❤

17:16 About that incident with frog and MHA fan:

As far I know this is actually a fake and that's not happen.