That moment you FINALLY get your friend to turn on Monday Night Raw and "give it a chance"

"Seth Rollins, Im coming for you, boy. Im coming hard."

"Thank you."

Mean Gene breaking character is the funniest one

" He touched me in a personal way he never touched me before"😂😂😂

“Bones do heals”

— The Elephant Man

"Wrestling is homoerotic."
"No it isn't!"
Wrestling:

"Eat cho ass like a bowl of collard greens..." that had me dying.

This is probably why WWE decided to have written promos 😂

“Ive got a memory like an elephant, and I can do it like an elephant”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War

"I want you, I'm gonna have you, I'm gonna get to touch your body" killed me😂

I can never look at Hogan vs Warrior the same again.

1:32 "and Mark Henry, is handling the Big Johnson"💀

01:50 Jake has a weird way of describing snakes

“When I was tasting you brother, I found you to be not so bad at all” ayyyy yoo lmao come on Naitch.

I don't think context here really matters, it would still mean the same. 😂

1:23 even Road Dogg is like the fuck? lmao

"i want you and im gonna get you, im gonna have you, im gonna get to touch your body" and he said that with a straight face no pun intended 😂

Why hasn't this gone viral? i truly haven't laughed like this in years

this is easily one of the greatest YouTube videos I've ever watched

"Mark Henry is handling the big johnson"
that line killed me

2:14
The start of the greatest monologue in history