I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the golden age of fighting games coincides exactly with the era of filling those games with adult contemporary smooth funk

The GPS feature was so revolutionary that everyone has it on their phone now

Every time you boot up Bookworm Adventures, you’d better get ready to fuckin’ spell.

This is a better trailer for the game than Capcom could've ever released. I'm ready to fucking spill.

The murderous intent flows through my body

-Gex

"you beat me, but you wont finish me off?" geese is a freak bro

GPS = Gamer cred Per Second.  Playing this game is gonna give you more gamer cred than you can possibly handle, frankly.

For anyone curious, the "fuckin spill" song is called "Stage of Finalfight - Needle"

This game's presentation is so good.
ALL style, ALL substance.

"Get ready to fuckin spill" has the same energy as "I'm in the house like carpet"

@2:39 when I’m next in the spelling bee

Massive gamer cred generating collection

The song is called “Needle” by Satoshi Ise

Edit: The song that was sampled for the lyrics are continued in a song from the game Ollie King called “Let it go” by Hideki Naganuma

The sample is also used in the song “Evil Itself” from Yakuza 2 by Hideki Sakamoto

The main lyrical sample is from a song called “Knowledge my Wisdom” on “Masterbits Climax 6 Rapsody Vocals 2” where you can find a collection of stock samples

It seems to be a popular sample I started going down the rabbit hole cause it went so hard XD

Me when I'm interrogating a prisoner: "Get ready to fuckin spill"

Moral of the story: Never question the continuity of fighting game villain deaths.

Evil Ryu: “I’m going to stop your blood flow.” My dude clogging arteries with all those greasy meaty combos.

For Geese Howard, falling off of skyscrapers is Tuesday.

Dunkey: “How are you still alive?!”

Geese: “Do you have any idea how many times I’ve been thrown off that building!?”

The amount of aura and sleekness of this game should be criminal. And I mean literally. Please, do something Dunkey

This game has one of the best CRT filters I've ever seen. It looks exactly how I remember games looking when I was a kid.