"Never happened you've never been good at punching, you've never been good at video games"

Adam spent his childhood playing Tony Hawk and bIowing Mike Hawk.

Adam's dad will never cease to be hilarious.

Nick's impression of Adam's dad is so funny. It adds a lot to boring Adam stories.

He never had a cousin- he never had a PS1, he doesn’t know what Tony hawk is.

Every time on Yom Kippur😂

“Goddamit what does that mean?” Is the first thing the made me laugh on Cum Town. And when I say laughed I nearly passed out.

Nick is the best thing to ever happen to Adam. Nick is also the worst thing to ever happen to Adam.

I used to feel they were mean for bullying Adam, but now I fully support it.

cut to stavros' apartment, where he's clearing "how to get a cold URGENT" from his search history

this is why 2026 Adam is impervious to conflict and criticism

@1:19 Adam's connection to Ye deepens.

Cool Adam "I'm the best at video games."

I'm playing world of warcraft while listening to this. Nick might be right. I should get into drifting.

His cousins tooth was probably already loose lol

Adam has something wrong with him. I used to think they were wrong to bully him. Not a fan of bullying but he is insane.

Nice guest appearance by bad kid Jonathan

reminder Adam is bad at video games and never got spider-man

This is tough.  You can argue that kanyes first five albums in a row are classics or at least close enough quality wise to be considered classics. Hardly anyone else in music history, let alone hip hop has that kind of track record

I miss my friends so, so much...