I'm dead. 🤣 Johnny Depp will always be my Willy Wonka in his socially awkward childish glory, but Wilder's is a good character in his own right, and he deserves all the praise he gets for his phenomenal performance 👏
1971: Oh, uh, Augustus, please, don’t that! My chocolate must never be touched by human hands! 2005: Hey, little boy! My chocolate must be untouched by human hands.
Willy Wonka: I want you to take Mrs. Gloop straight to the fudge room, okay? Help her find her son. And take a long stick, and start poking around in the mixing barrel. But look sharp or her little boy’s arrival to get poured into the boiler. Okay?
0:03 Willy Wonka: Oh- Uh, Augustus, please. Don’t do that, my chocolate must never be touched by human hands. Ple- DON’T DO THAT! Don’t do that, you’re contaminating my entire river! PLEASE! I BEG YOU! AUGUSTUS! Augustus Gloop: AHHH!!!! (Falls into the chocolate river) AH!! Willy Wonka: MY CHOCOLATE!!!!!
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory – Augustus Gloop (w/ 2005 song)
2005: “Augustus, my child. That is not the good thing you do!”