-Did you ever drink too many beers?
-You mean, was I cool? Yeah.

Ryan Gosling Papyrus sketch is pure art

"I'm as gay as my twin"
"And I'm as gay as my wife!"
gets me every fucking time dude

"Sing something like you've bedded one thousand women."
"Yes. THERE GOES THE BAKER WITH HIS trAY like alWAYS."

"My BONES never hardened but my SPIRIT did" is something my sister and I say often

“Little pig boy comes from the dirt” one of the best lines omfg

i was born seven months too early and incubation technology was still in its infancy,  so they placed me in a CAST IRON POT INSIDE A PIZZA OVEN, UNTIL I WAS RRRRRIPE ENOUGH TO WALK! MY BONES NEVER HARDENED BUT MY SPIRIT DID! OWEIDJNWIEDNWEIDNUWDI PLS IM DYING

"I'm learning Thai, so I can go to Thailand for,,,  a thing."

Fucking floored me. I had no idea what he was going to say but that was the perfect way to finish it.

“I’m learning Thai... so I can go to Thailand... for a thing”. Why does Bill Hader looks so terrifying when he says that 😂😂🥰🥰🥰

Adam Driver gave the best performance of his career in that sketch

I’m a graphic designer and I think about the papyrus sketch all the time

I whole heartedly think that the “you’re a rat bastard Charlie Brown” skit is the best skit they’ve ever made

THE GAY SKETCH WITH THE IGUANA LEFT ME IN TEARS

"little pig boy comes from the dirt" is an iconic masterpiece

My friends and I say "Hey Barkeep I wanna die tonight" literally everyday.

Matt Damon’s nose as Kavanaugh throws me EVERY TIME

“ hey bar keep I wanna die tonite” is the fuckin funniest thing on snl in a decade.... I laughed for a month

Casey Afleck's "I f***** LOVE Dunkin, guy" gets me every time

I QUOTE LITTLE PIG BOY ALL THE TIME AND PEOPLE LAUGH EVEN WHEN THEY HAVENT SEEN IT 😩

Alright.... but that Justin Bieber one has me in tears 🤣🤣🤣