" A Trooper offered Ashoka his Astromech "

Trooper " TAKE HIM! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE HIM! HAVE MERCY!!"

The definition of "oh no". We have four of the most wild and dangerous individuals who committed dozens of War crimes, in the same unit. Bet a million credits that this will end with a mountain of bodies

Anakin and Ahsoka after 1 year of war: Ok what the SITHING HELLS YOU HAVE DONE?!
R2 and Chopper: We won the War
Obi Wan having a panic attack: Yes but you destroyed half of the planets we fought in!!!
The Galaxy:Who gave you this droid's!!!
Anakin: Don't look at me, Padmé was the original owner
Padmé: Don't blame me, The monarch had it far before I was born
Naboo: Don't ask us, we don't know who built it.
Meanwhile, 50+ years before:
Day unknown, year unknown, it have been 20 years since a saw the snail, today I decided to install the Geneva convention in this R2 Unit, let's see what this little fella will do.

Chopper: war crimes war crimes
R2D2: …
Chopper and R2D2: war crimes war crimes
Ahsoka: …
C10, R2, and snips: war crimes war crimes
Anakin: …
C10, R2, snips, and sky guy: war crimes war crimes
Obi wan: …
Obi wan, holo calling satin: hey babe, is that invite still available?

Ah yes, the 4 horsemen of war crimes.
Can't wait to figure out how much of a heart attack they'll give to anyone and everyone. Especially Obi-wan, the republic, Rex, and even C3P0

Chopenhiemer returns!

Ventress and Grievous trying to capture the astromech droids gives off Team Rocket energy.

F to the clone pilot. The true hero of this story, thanks to whom the best war crime duo was created.

R2 and chopper : oil for the oil god! circuits for the circuit throne! LET THE GALIXLY BURN!

Council: (over transmission) Anakin, Do NOT attack.
(Transmission ends)
Council: Ok who is going to back up Anakin?
(Settle on Windu)

"The Yavin code was made so that the horrors of war wouldn't be as significant. While war is terrible we can rest in the fact that people and those in combat wont suffer a pointless painful death. The idea was great and we hopped to follow it even if our enemy's refused to.....
But you two pinheads took that list and used it. Not even as a suggestion nor even a check list. You treated it like it was some sick moral code you had to follow. That every rule that was written through pain and suffering had to be broken. The crimes you committed even shocked the Sith lord who turned himself in after he got the report.
For that i sentence you two droids to watch the sequel trilogy over and over again. Until the battery inside you runs dead." - Mace

"You two kicked out you are. never return you shall. Skywalker and Ashoka. Lucky we didn't charge you as well. Now get out and never come back." - Yoda.

Ah a war crime special my favourite

Chopper and R2:
Chopper: "Look at this Guy sleeping"
R2: "Prank 'em Chop!"

"Anakin's plan was.....War Crimes."

Yeah, seems legit 👍🏻

Chopper: WHAT DID YOU SAY, PUNK?!

R2: BIG MEATY CLAWS!!!!

Anakin,Ahsoka,R2 and Chopper. Oh yeah, its peak war crime time

War crimes

War crimes everywhere

19:08 Yoda: "Panting me, you shall not. Doing so, don't bother."

The clone Trooper: take this droid, do a War Crime

Anankin : Take this Tools, Do a War Crime to my Padawan

Chopper has tally marks on him. But they don't represent kills, rather the number of war crimes committed