a lot of people were asking for an audio clip of the SMITE so here you go https://soundcloud.com/cufftish/smite-crap-guide-to-paladin-clip

Bard: "Sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl~"
Paladin: "No, its 'Forgive me father for I have sinned.'"

Warlock: starts bragging about his sugar daddy
Paladin: "that's some bold revelations coming from someone standing within crusading distance from me"

"SMITE" is now my new text ring tone.

Deity in Paladin: cheers and encourages
Deity in Cleric: very awkward and avoiding

My favorite things about this series
1) JoCat's Tiefling fawning over Paladin
2) The adorable little Cleric
3) I absolutely love how the Cleric and Paladin are siblings

You waited JUST long enough to make that Pokemon joke

Sword and Shield was such a good weapon they made a Pokemon game based off of it

I love how JoCrap's method of battling someone is just to vibrate aggressively towards them.

Do you want to tank?
Do you want to fight?
Do you want a class,
That can instill fright?
Take up some plate,
Keep the goblins in sight
Because you want to make sure,
That they eat this Paladin SMITE!!!!

I just watch and rewatch this video for this. It’s pure gold!

Demon: * begins Smack-Talk monologue *
Paladin: "You know, you're talking a lot of shit for someone in SMITE distance."

Paladin Class Ability: Get the plot moving.

This activated ability allows the Dungeon Master to finally get the quest going without forcing/massively bribing his players to care. Because OF COURSE the Paladin will volunteer to rescue this random stranger's loved one. OF COURSE the Paladin will charge into the haunted forest to help the poor villagers. Pay me? Well sure if you want, but you don't have to.

1:36 I love this image because I literally made a goblin paladin that worshipped food. His name was Rodnak the devourer and his holy symbol was a cookbook (that he couldn't read)

The Bard in the end sequence has heart eyes for the Paladin. That's adorable.

I just realized that the Cleric and the Paladin are brother and sister OMFG so CUUUTE

Loved the “Deus Vult” at the end. Personally, because I love puns, I got my DM to let me rename a spell for my Paladin. “Guiding Bolt” is now “Deus Bolt,” and I absolutely love it.

“Spell slots”? Is this something I’m too Paladin to comprehend?

Ah, the classic tank and spank, the sheild and wield, the clad and stab the FIGHT AND SMITE.

I'm almost upset how accurate it is for the bard to fawn over the paladin

2:15 Extra SMITE!!!!!! Button. You're welcome.