Bruh this shit longer than Oppenheimer 😭💀

Noodles using his raw durability to ignore every valid point

Noodles trying to argue that recoil damage is the same as getting hit with the rasenshuriken is the most embarrassing and bad faith points I've ever heard from a debater

Six the winner of this debate he caught the bag lmao

My biggest issue with Noodles as a debater is he is incredibly bad faith and disingenuous. Anytime a statement in his favor comes up its suddenly "Its right and you cant deny that" then every time a statement is made by his opponent its "CAN YOU PROVE IT??? FAKE NOT TRUE UNPROVEN, SPECULATION"
Bro, this is fucking fiction, you could literally say EVERYTHING is speculation. Seeing Noodles debate isnt fun because he isnt willing to engage in a good faith argument with anyone. He keeps back peddling everytime he makes a point on an argument he tried to debunk an hour ago. Swag at least came in with a good faith argument, willing to concede on certain issues. Id love to see more of these debates but not with someone like Noodles who just engages in bad faith arguments acts like a cocky prick the whole time.

Noodles' first arc: Kakuzu is stronger than Pain
Noodles' second arc: Konohamaru is faster than Pain

Noodles is the king of semantics. Debating skills very weak but his ability to change the argument and  deflect from his previous statements is top tier

Let’s do the community a favor and never let noodles debate ever again

4 hours of naruto debate is crazy

It's actually painful listening to Noodles debating.

bruh that debate lasted longer than all five of Kakuzu's lives ong

This mf noodles is unbearable "prove the statement in the data book is true" "prove the statement in the manga was written by the author" oh my God bro

Noodles argues like a flat earther

Noodles: The burden of proof isn’t on me

Also Noodles: Prove that Naruto can wipe his ass without the help of Kurama

He’s such a joke 😂

Noodles literally  pulled out every dirty underhanded tactic in the book, along with a few brainless attempts that i'd never witnessed ANYONE being delusional enough to  argue unironically. Swag, you're the winner, hands down, you put their mans down 💯

Straight up, noodles doesnt hold his own arguments to the same standard that he holds other peoples arguments and its annoying af.

If Noodles just held his own arguments to the same “that’s an assumption!”

Then he’d actually be a good debater

Noodles: What is 2(4+2)?

Well you would begin with what’s inside the parentheses and…

Noodles: Don’t deflect! It’s a yes or no question!

The fact that swag had to ask noodles if konohamaru would jump over the rasenshuriken is mind blowing😭
Edit: that recoil argument over the rasenshuriken has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard from noodles

This is how I know Swagkage is secretly a masochist. No man or woman that values his or her safety and health would willingly wanna have a prolonged conversation with Noodles. Let alone a debate for 4 hours. Having to sit through that long period of time of the man’s mindless yammering and yapping is enough to drive you insane.💀