Oh god, I LOVE the "doesnt tell you how to eat it. So I dont know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back." then immediately cut to his head facing away and ducked down, calling out "good morning". It gets me EVERY FUCKING TIME.

"Careful not to overmix. SORRY I'M JUST TRYING TO KILL IT."
Makes me laugh every time.

Bro’s fruitier than an orchard, and I’m all for it.

“ooohhhhh Betty, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?!”

I swear that candle salad video is one of his best.

Bro has the most valid crash outs ever 😂😭

Fun gay history fact. The tagline for crisco, "It's digestible" came about as a way of advertising to gays back in the day. Before crisco, there was no widely available lube that was both discrete and digestible in an unprocessed form, so when crisco hit the market and was both, they were picked up by the gay crowd immediately. Crisco was such an important part of gay culture that there was even a Crisco Disco in New York back in the 70s.

Lactose Bananza and Demon Quiche are good band names

You know you've watched this enough to die happy when you find yourself finishing Dylan's jokes as he says them

"Bake in oven"

No, I was thinking of baking it in the fridge

"Cornmeal in a sugar cookie! What a bright idea- OH-" "CORNMEAL ON THE FLOOR! Im gonna start needing blood pressure medication!" when i first found that short i laughed at that one bit for like. a solid five minutes. Still gets a giggle out of me even now.

"Protect yourself with my book" has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard, and I fucking LOVE IT!

Nothing is better than watching Dylan’s entire face light up when he bites into a good recipe, especially when he’s originally doubting everything about the recipe

He really said, "It's not bad....... Just vaguely tastes like a felony." I love him, he is so flipping funny.

I never thought i would see an updated version but bless the heavens you brought us one, now i can sleep to more of Dylans wild cooking recipes.

1:48:13 this is definitely one of the recipes that almost made Dylan go crazy because no one cannot tell me that this line does not say that " as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death " he almost lost it

Dylan is one of those ppl that I just love rewatching his stuff over and over because of his charisma and personality. thank you for this updated video!!

Dylan’s look of shock at the two tbsp of nilla.

I'm just watching this instead of a movie on a TV while I'm at my grandparents. It is so much fun. I'm having a banging time

My favorite moment is during the deep fried cookie dough
EGGY🥰
NOOOOOO😱
YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE 😡
That killed me

0:00 - Pork Cake (1915)
0:39 - Tuna Salad Jello (1969)
1:36 - Prune Pie (1931)
2:28 - Emergency War Cake (1939)
3:19 - Swedish Meat Ring (1945)
4:13 - Casava Pie
4:57 - Civil War Cake (1865)
5:41 - Water Pie (1929)
6:28 - Candle Salad (1959)
7:12 - Fake Apple Pie (1933)
7:59 - Soured Raisin Pie (1943)
8:44 - Tomato Soup Cake (1950)
9:30 - Chocolate Potato Cake (1912)
10:14 - Vinegar Pie (1933)
11:00 - Spam Pie (1969)
11:48 - Pork Belly Fruit Cake (1915)
12:35 - Ham & Banana Hollandaise (1973)
13:12 - Watergate Salad (1976)
13:47 - Navy Bean Pie (1922)
14:34 - Chocolate Mayonnaise Cake (1956)
15:21 - Chipped Beef (1941)
15:49 - 7-Up Jello Salad (1963)
16:36 - Carrot Pie (1919)
17:23 - Peanut Pie (1941)
18:05 - Chocolate Sauerkraut Cake (1948)
18:52 - Shoofly Pie (1900)
19:39 - Avocado Pie (1966)
20:24 - Coal Miner Cake (1936)
21:09 - Perfection Salad (1961)
22:02 - Pepper Cake (1915)
22:48 - Potato Candy (1933)
23:44 - Magic Ice Cream (1931)
24:38 - Survival Bread (1972)
25:34 - Frog-Eye Salad (1968)
26:29 - Polka Dot Prune Loaf (1951)
27:30 - Peanut Butter Pie (1953)
28:27 - Potato Donuts (1934)
29:29 - Bologna Cake (1966)
30:20 - Rice Bread (1918)
31:16 - Fried Crackers (1931)
32:09 - Magic Mayo (1951)
33:02 - Chocolate Zucchini Bread (1968)
33:59 - Goey Butter Cake (~1936)
34:57 - Crusty Spam Bake (1965)
35:55 - Pickle Cheesecake (1972)
36:44 - Cottage Cheese Jello Salad (1968)
37:32 - Jellied Meatloaf (1931)
38:30 - Chocolate Cottage Cheese Cookies (1955)
39:15 - Blancmange (1901)
40:15 - Potato Chip Cookies (1976)
41:10 - Date Cream (1955)
42:09 - Snickers Salad (1974)
43:07 - Deep Fried Cookie Dough (1971)
44:04 - Roughage Loaf (1892)
45:06 - Sawdust Pie (1972)
45:58 - Anzac Biscuits (1918)
46:55 - Baked Apples (1930)
47:51 - Ration Cake (1942)
48:54 - Apple Cider Cookies (1973)
50:08 - Hardtack (1861)
51:11 - Millionaire Pie (1959)
52:13 - Amish Lard Cakes (1895)
53:16 - Frozen Orange Juice Pie (1953)
54:19 - Fiesta Peach Spam Bake (1954)
55:18 - Spaghetti-o Jello Ring (1965?)
56:07 - Corn Cookies (1930)
56:58 - Eggnog (1895)