"This guy can't even put a fucking sentence together"
Proceeds to fail in his attempt of putting a sentence together 😂😂

“He’s reaching for those grapes, he's trying to make his Wine and his Wine is already sounding like a Violin with that Cheese and Wine!”- (Tito Ortiz)

“Let me tell you how you’re feeling right now” alpha male move by Tito

"One of the greatest light heavyweight's...Of the night." Kills me everytime, absolute favorite titoism 😂

I got to say I’m impressed by his ability to just keep pushing forward through his stupidity. Never seems to get him down.

1:54 - Chuck looking over just to check he's not slipped into a lucid dream and the other people in the room are also actually hearing what he's hearing.

"He's reaching for those grapes" is Aristotle level philosophy

Tito is the sort of guy who still questions if Santa is actually real.

Tito’s toughest opponent ever is his own brain…

"Your'er welcome"


-Tito, the goat

"I'll challenge any of your camera guys to my camera guy" 😂😂😂

The way chuck looking around while tito rambles has me dead 😂😂

"I was never no marriage"
-Tito

Tito is the kind of guy to lose a rap battle to a deaf guy.

"You hit him with soft shots, because der ekwelibwium dey no hab ekwelibwiam"

Underated Titoism

"Him at 131 years old???" Cracked me up SO hard

9:15 "that's good that was good work by you"

Tito Ortiz is like if Ricky from Trailer Park Boys took up fighting.

The fact that Affliction had Tito Ortiz as a commentator just about sums up the entire promotion. 😂