“How did you find Skyhold?”
“I looked.”
“Now you sound like Cole.”

I like how Dorian constantly points out that the inquisitor is a walking slaughterhouse
"are you joking? I am surprised you didn't kill someone walking over here"

"You have to admit, the old "fake your own death, travel through time, rescue your allies" trick is a classic." just might be my favourite line ever.

"Did you just grab my....bottom?"
"I am a weak man"

omfg

Who else retreats from dragons to bring Iron Bull so that we don't hurt his feelings? He is the only character who is appropriately excited to fight them.

"Hey Solas, droopy ears says what?"
"ExCusE mE???" 😭

"I was one of the foremost experts in the Kirkwall circl-"
"Shut. Up."
When the philosopher of the group doesn't think there is even the slightest merit to your words, best can it.

"If this is the afterlife the Chantry owes me an apology... this looks nothing like the Maker's bosom.."

Shepard: We'll Bang , Okay
Inquisitor: Well ....Shit

Here I am, a grown-up man, giggling like a madman because a goat farted and then another goat got thrown at a wall.
Oh life is glorious.

Blackwall: It's pink.

Iron Bull: It's. Pretty.

LOL

Solas: "We have fought living men with loves and families, and all that they might have been is gone."

Iron Bull: "Ya, but they were assholes." <-- gamer logic

Your inquisitor's design fits so well with his snarky comments, I couldn't help but to laugh through the whole thing.

I'm sorry but Solas geeking out about being in the Fade and Iron Bull saying "Oh yeah this must be a dream come true for your crazy ass" killed me LMAO!!

"Have you looked in our inquisition Cassandra we're all fools, here."
Cassandra approves.

lol . never realized how many times the phrase "well...shit" gets uttered in this game.

15:11 I’ve always loved when Cassandra pushes the Inquisitor away, she’s just like “you absolute jackass” lmao

I love Varric's voice actor. "S-so we're saving the world through bullshit now?"

You know your inquisitor is chaotic af when Sera keeps approving of you and Solas doesn't

People who make the games should be allowed to have fun in making the games.