PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE ME

My flex is that I don’t have to brag about my life on the internet to feel validation

“Act ur weight” act ur age😭

"My weight will never change" is a BOLD statement to make when you're not even 30 yet😂

Reality, gravity and aging are going to hit these people VERY, VERY HARD.

"Act your weight" ok I'll be over here being a Siberian Tigress

“Act your weight”, says the person acting her shoe size

This first girl can't put me down, she can't even pick me up

"Things i think people would be jealous of me having" and it's just a slideshow of my dog in a variety of little hats

“It’s pink” and i bet it stank

I never want to hear the phrase pink inny again in my life! What is wrong with these people!

'I BARELY sweat' ok prince andrew 😂

An ugly personality will always be nore of a turn off than unconventionally attractive looks

22:18 "I never ever sweat." Then you have a potentially life-threatening thermoregulation condition called 'anhidrosis' that definitely requires medical attention

as a 42 year old woman, that pink and innie brag is insanely depressing to me. the shape/size/colour of your labia and clitoris are fully genetic and say nothing about your worth as a person or partner. The only guys who would care about something like that are a) guys with corn broken brains and/or b) guys who intentionally are looking for reasons to put you down to "keep you in your place"

when I was younger and still dating, normal guys would just be thrilled to get to see you naked no matter what this or your breasts looked like, because guess what, many guys don`t ever get to see a woman naked in real life unless they stoop down to paying someone for it. as a girl you shouldn`t have to worry about any of those things. a guy who has an issue with the way you naturally look can f right off.

i`m so sorry young people have to deal with that kind of bs. and i`m f-ing angry some girls go as far as supporting that mysoginist bs

Over here in Nigeria as a skinny girl I think plus size is the beauty standard here

These girls are gonna be so disappointed when they get older than 40...lol

Apparently the first girl has never grasped the concept that women come in different heights. 😂

The "act your weight" girl would also be the girl that says you shouldn't be at the gym because they "don't want to see that". At 5'9, I would be near death at 115lbs 😂

I'm calling bs on about 90 percent of these "flexes". And about 75 percent of these aren't even flexes. Lol damn