chocolate- the 1975 [real lyrics]

hen na coin split cos u knodat u will
o ya buy friend like choclat
owiseh we go wernobodinoe withgunsindenaderah peh i-cose
o we never gunnakwitanoe, never gunnakwitanoe

now we raa raaan way from boysen the blue
an mahca smells like choclet
hen naw think bouwattudo, think bouwattosai, think bouwattotink
faucet play, faucet play, faucet!!

oh we gow wernobodinoe withgunsindenaderah peh i-cose
no where never gunnakwitanoe, never gunnakwitanoe
ye wer dressin' black from head to toe, withgunsindenaderah peh i-cose
know where never gunnakwitanoe, never gunnakwitanoe.

Didn't find the original comment, so here we go

"Hey now, koi schplipi cushya knowthatcha will,
Oh, ya buy ya fren lie CHOCOLATE
YOU SAID a weeee go. Ah nobody knowp>,
Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Oh,
We nebagonnaquiddi nu wenebagonnaquiddi no,

Now, RUN RUN AWAY FROM THE poison o’ ploo,
Oh, macaw, SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE,
HEY NOW, ah think about what you doWAH,
THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY,
THINK ABOUT hahte thin,
Pois en play pois in play POOOIS eh,

OHHHH WE. GO. ANOOBODYNOHHHoooo,
Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Mmmmm, wenebagonaquiddi nuuu wenebagonaquidi NO.
Ye, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE,
WE GOT GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Nuuu, wenebagonaquiddi nuu wenebagonaquidi no.

Nuhh, yuh nebagonaquiddinuhyhnebagonaquiddi ih yuh don stah SMOKIN’ IT,
That’s What She Said ;)
SHE SAID, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE, w GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Mmm, we nebagonaquiddi nu wenebagonaquiddi no,

Hey now, we buldinaw speedy schlehh pro chinna HILL,
Oh, mah heh smez lie CHOCOLATE,
Hey now, ye sayyuh gonaquiddi buh ynebagonaquiddi gorgeddi gorgeddi gorgeddi gorgeddi
Go.
Play coo.

Uhhwee saydawee. Go. Anoobodynohoooo,
Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Mmmmm, wenebagonaquiddi nuuu wenebagonaquidi NO.
Ye, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE,
WE GOT GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Nuuu, wenebagonaquiddi nuu wenebagonaquidi no.

Well I think we bedda OH,
Siri asly bedda OH,
Seda beta ihyuh no,
Siri asly bedda Oohohoh,
Well I think we bedda OH,
Seda fetsa eeru no,
Siri feck a bedda no,
Siri asly bedda OOooh……..

Asedduwee. Go. Anoobodynohoooo,
Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Mmmmm, wenebagonaquiddi nuuu wenebagonaquidi NO.
Ye, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE,
WE GOT GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh,
Nuuu, wenebagonaquiddi nuu wenebagonaquidi no. NO. no. NO..

(MINDLESS HOLLERING IN THE BACKGROUND)
Well I think we bedda OH,
Siri asly bedda OH,
Seda beta ihyuh no,
Siri asly bedda Oohohoh,
Well I think we bedda OH,
Seda fetsa eeru no,
Siri feck a bedda no,
Siri asly bedda OOooh……..


(i have never looked at the official lyrics and i never will… i want to preserve the magic…)"

Who’s here in 2026?

That awkward girl from Instagram brought me back. Such a banger

I remember being innocent and shit back in 2013 thinking this was actually about chocolate

Actual lyrics: "Said the feds are here you know"Matty's singing: "Sanoffenseaheyano"

Chocolate - Weed
Milk and UGH! - Cocain
Paris and It's Not Living - Heroin

Came here to find out who ate seven bars of chocolate

“Brits lose their accents when they sing”


Is it?


Is it Becky?

every time i sing this i sing it in his accent

"anmicahsmlike chocolate"

-actual lyric from the 1975

June 2025 ❤

"Chocolate" is to the british accent as "Fireflies" is to the american accent

It's been almost three years and I just found out this song isn't about chocolate ...... . ...

"that's what she said"

Chocolate hits differently now that I'm no longer depressed

Hey now cooleahsplit just to know thashoe will,
Uh you buy your fren like chocolate
You say we go nobody know
Guns hidden under our pettycone
Wool we never gonna quit it no we never gonna quit it
Nowunwunwunway from the boysistheblu
Oh my car smells like chocolate
And now think about what chew doo
Think about what they say
Think about how to think

He sounds like when Americans try to do British accents

Me first time listening to this song
Me: wow is this song in reverse?
Me after listening to this song for a 29th time
Me: NOW THIS IS REAL ENGLISH

song lowkey defined a decade. true classic.