"Needless to say i had the last laugh"

Survivor: ascending

Otzdarva's Law:
"He that brings the map offering shall be the first one to disconnect."

Never fails!!

13:01 Worst part is, the slow vault saved him, zombies react to fast vaults

13:02 unironically, that slow vault probably saved you from a zombie downing you

The conversation with the Claudette and then not even mentioning you were in game with one of the best comp players in the world had me rolling.

That bubbas name was too perfect, he must have changed it going into the match surely

The end game convo with Claudette is all of DbD in a nutshell

That huntress save was perfect at the start, and then the DC 💀

At almost 4500 hours, I reached the point that I just block people like that Mikaela. If I don't like the way someone's acting in-game or in the lobby - I hit block. This is subjective, but I feel like my games have gotten substantially better after a month or so of doing this. DC'ing on down? Block. Harassing the killer and then being rude to them in endgame chat? Block. Sitting in lockers and sneaking around corners instead of helping your team? Block (unless they're clearly new, in which case - fair enough). Camping and tunneling at 5 gens for no discernible reason? Block. Leaving teammates to die when you objectively had the opportunity to save them? Block. These people are not entitled to my time. And maybe, if enough people block them, they will eventually get tired of the queue times and go back to whatever cesspool they crawled out of 🍵 sips chamomile tea

5:30 is why you lock the other locker and then hide in a locker

Love the Otzdarva law coming into effect on the final game. Makes the whole sequence perfect

End game Claudette was in another land. Anyway I randomly found you this week and you have brightened my week. You have such a fun outlook and always nice. And handle weird situations with grace and kindness. You are truly wonderful and I'm glad the algorithm brought me to you. <3

Damn, your positive, never faltering way of playing is really what DbD needs.
I don't care if you win or lose, you are actually entertaining because you are happy while doing so. :D

Keep it up!

The comparison of that Mikaela to Cameron's cock-up with Brexit made me laugh harder than it should have

The Blight w No Way Out will forever be one of my fav moments

the fact that i was thinking about the dying state totem cleanse song and you started singing it🤣🤣🤣that made my day

OMG. When you are asked why to go anon and then you get camped and then the name of the killer is revealed...I lost it right there.

I was playing killer, had a surv give me grief endgame, the next game I was survivor and saved them solo endgame and they were apologetic about their actions haha!

within_her_depth was not, in fact, within her depth.

That Claudette was so stupid it cost me braincells.