Atrioc is 1000% the only reason this show keeps getting renewed. Absolute cinema

Inflation has made this a main channel video.

This show feels like a fever dream. No show like this in their right mind should start with “yo yo yo, what’s up you crypto MFers”…

I like how the first guy who actually had a much more solid company, got a sink. But the second guy shilling a pump n dump meme coin, got a swim. Very reflective of the crypto market

"We learned from youtubers" immediately into that intro is fucking cinema

The narrator's script makes me physically recoil, the "prize" for swimming is never explained, and the sharks' decisions always end up opposite of how they start. I'm afraid I have to say this season is peak.

there are 100 sharks in the water. the water is made of acid that will destroy your flesh. the sea is about to explode, killing everything and everyone within 20 miles of it. that's why it's a swim for me.

“Welcome to crypto shark tank what’s your business?”

“Crypto”

“I’m out”

Brett guy: Memecoin, refuses to disclose his investment or who controls the project
Mooch: What a fucking bozo, this is a scam
Investors: So cool, you are so trustworthy, I love you, I'm in

"crypto isnt scary after all" immediately followed up with "this isnt financial advice" hooooolyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Bro got upset when the judges started making sense, cus that means they cut out the middle man, him

Killer Whales on his Hitman speedrunning side channel is a recession indicator

"Your business actually sounds really good, you shouldn't shoehorn crupto in  you'll destroy your business" -the crypto show guys

Are they self aware???? Do they understand how stupid crypto is?????

When a shark started fighting, a realisation struck me that "things they have fixed in season 2" is that it's now satire

Them sinking the one actual business idea 😂

This show is definitely satire. The judges all have predetermined roles to play.

The brett guy rugged it. it's worth 0.026 dollars rn

it’s a bad sign when Scaramuchi is the most reasonable person

NO WAY THEY SUNK THE ONLY REAL BUSINESS AND SWAM THE SCAMS 😭😭😭

I love this show because every pitch is just something that could be done without crypto...done with crypto.