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My Most Painful Board Game Yet.

Valefisk

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THE REALISTIC GAME OF LIFE: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...

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00:00 Introduction
03:18 Extra Notes
03:38 PAIN TIME
01:16:28 Outro
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#pain #gaming #valefisk

20 Comments

@dynamo8846 2 years ago (edited) Pinned

We laugh, but chamber WILL buy Seraphine skins

@lavatacoburrito9410 2 years ago

Played this myself with a couple of friends. The guy who got Pro League Player got Dubai Poop Truck Driver immediately after losing the the League job. The Pro League Player to Dubai Poop Truck Driver pipeline is so real.

@Arielziito 2 years ago

this was supposed to be a realistic game but in the end everybody pay their college debt and more than half of the players became millionaires

@AChamber 2 years ago

I flew too close to the sun with my league career but safely landed in a pile of shit

@NT.99 2 years ago (edited)

Saying that Vale made an unfair game is like saying Beethoven composed a song, Picasso drew a painting or Stalin sent a person to a gulag. It doesn't really narrow it down much.

@Violet_Vesper 1 year ago

God, the verbiage on when a child is lost is so fucking funny

"Your youngest child is destroyed,"

Destroyed, like they're a damn horse or something 😭

@TheLemonyOne 2 years ago

Massive respect to M0 for not ragequitting an hour into his run

@FlamingLily 2 years ago

Despite how insane this version of LIFE is, it seems relatively well balanced. No one ended the game in debt, and most of you got into the millionaire manor.

@johnborrello1188 2 years ago

What this game is missing is houses. Every turn you lose money paying rent until you buy a house. Then you get in massive mortgage debt until you sell your house for a lot less then what you bought it for due to the housing market crashes

@Drazil232 2 years ago

I love how the torture version is actually more fun and creative than the original, lmao

@jestalt6442 2 years ago

Teddy’s character arc from trust fund baby to league player is fucking insane

@timothymclean 2 years ago

I notice that Maivi is consistently the only person who Vale warns ahead of time. It's a good thing Vale has a collaborator like that, someone who can lull their other ~~victims~~ friends into a false sense of security before Vale reveals his master plan.

@rotsteinkatze3267 2 years ago

As a german i want to comment on the represantation of our train drivers in this video. It is very acurate that the first thing they do on their job is to strike. There are four different unions for the DB, if one strikes jts enough for chaos.

@DS-tv2fi 1 year ago

2023: HA! $50K for an egg!
2025: oh shit that’s a pretty good deal…

@bolibompan 2 years ago

Can't belive lynx is surprised that vale lied about the lenght of something involving tabletop sim lmfao

@kittycat2863 2 years ago

The proof that Maivi did the art is that there were no spontaneous popups saying that art is Vale’s passion.

@eloy8449 2 years ago

59:41 here it is the moment that idle death Gamble hits the 777 jackpot, and in fact it only lose to the trust fund baby + leage player, those two combined are like an automatic win