Best and Worst Uber Driver Both Brought Teen to Hotel Room | SNL
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A man in Virginia is being called the greatest Uber driver in history.
He and his teenage passenger got stuck in a snowstorm. He got them a hotel room. He stayed in a separate bed. He made sure she was safe.
"Coincidentally," Che noted, "the worst Uber driver in history also brought his teenage passenger to a hotel room."
One sentence. Two completely different outcomes. Perfect mirror punchline.
That's this 20-minute compilation at its most precise — and every joke surrounding it matches that energy.
Also here: M&Ms announces a redesign of their characters after people complained that the Brown M&M looked like a teacher who has sex with her students. Luke Cage celebrates its 50th anniversary — Che points out that in the comics, Luke Cage faces off against black people's most powerful enemy of the 1970s: lead paint. Prince Andrew is stripped of his royal duties by Queen Elizabeth — an unprecedented case of an adult stripping Prince Andrew. Omicron variant first appears at a New York anime convention. Damn. The one time they leave the house. Hong Kong kills more than 2,000 hamsters after some test positive for COVID. Okay. But they didn't have to do it in front of the class. A man proposes to his girlfriend on stage at an Adele concert — then they sit down and listen to an hour of songs about divorce. A self-portrait by Frida Kahlo sells at auction for a record-breaking $34 million — a price that definitely raised some eyebrow. Paul Gosar is officially censured after posting an anime video of himself killing AOC. He's a 60-year-old man who makes his own anime. When he found out he was being punished, Che wonders, was he hoping it was nipple clamps? Scientists train a goldfish to drive a car — the first step, they believe, to eventually training women. And Doctor Fauci is heard on a hot mic calling Senator Marshall a moron. Replied Marshall: "Hey. What's that word mean?"
Twenty minutes. Every target. One very unlucky teenage passenger.
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Best and Worst Uber Driver Both Brought Teen to Hotel Room | SNL
Satire Weekly OK
16,386 views
A man in Virginia is being called the greatest Uber driver in history.
He and his teenage passenger got stuck in a snowstorm. He got them a hotel room. He stayed in a separate bed. He made sure she was safe.
"Coincidentally," Che noted, "the worst Uber driver in history also brought his teenage passenger to a hotel room."
One sentence. Two completely different outcomes. Perfect mirror punchline.
That's this 20-minute compilation at its most precise — and every joke surrounding it matches that energy.
Also here: M&Ms announces a redesign of their characters after people complained that the Brown M&M looked like a teacher who has sex with her students. Luke Cage celebrates its 50th anniversary — Che points out that in the comics, Luke Cage faces off against black people's most powerful enemy of the 1970s: lead paint. Prince Andrew is stripped of his royal duties by Queen Elizabeth — an unprecedented case of an adult stripping Prince Andrew. Omicron variant first appears at a New York anime convention. Damn. The one time they leave the house. Hong Kong kills more than 2,000 hamsters after some test positive for COVID. Okay. But they didn't have to do it in front of the class. A man proposes to his girlfriend on stage at an Adele concert — then they sit down and listen to an hour of songs about divorce. A self-portrait by Frida Kahlo sells at auction for a record-breaking $34 million — a price that definitely raised some eyebrow. Paul Gosar is officially censured after posting an anime video of himself killing AOC. He's a 60-year-old man who makes his own anime. When he found out he was being punished, Che wonders, was he hoping it was nipple clamps? Scientists train a goldfish to drive a car — the first step, they believe, to eventually training women. And Doctor Fauci is heard on a hot mic calling Senator Marshall a moron. Replied Marshall: "Hey. What's that word mean?"
Twenty minutes. Every target. One very unlucky teenage passenger.
🔔 Subscribe for Michael Che's most fearless moments
💬 "Best and worst Uber driver" or "proposed at Adele / divorce songs" — which Che mirror punchline is the most perfectly constructed?
Tags gợi ý:
#SNL #WeekendUpdate #MichaelChe #Uber #Adele #PrinceAndrew #MMs #LukeCage #HongKong #Fauci #SNLBestMoments #SNLCompilation #SaturdayNightLive #DarkComedy #MichaelCheSolo